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20 Mothers Day Jokes That Are Sure to Make Mom Laugh

If flowers can celebrate their crysanthemoms, we have no excuse not to.

What do you give to the person who set you up with your first rent-free housing? What about the person who gave birth to our children?A hug, some flowers, maybe the occasional box of chocolates?

If it were up to us, Mother’s Day would be celebrated every day. So, don’t back down on the love, appreciation, of mothers. Instead, you can focus on making mama laugh. These Mother’s Day jokes are an ode to mothers. Many of them, quite beautifully, highlight maternal influences in the most unprecedented situations. If you need a quick joke to cheer mom up or something slightly cheezy to write on your Mother’s Day card. These Mother’s Day jokes are a good place to start. After all, if flowers can celebrate their chrysanthemums, we have no excuse not to.

Q: Why is a computer so smart?

A: It listens to its motherboard.

Q: What did the mother rope say to her child?

A: “Don’t be knotty.”

Q: What did the digital clock say to its mother?

A: “Look, Ma! No hands!

Q: What do you call a mom who can’t draw? 

A: Tracy.

Q: Why did the mother’s day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?

A: It was chocoLATE.

Q: Why did the cookie cry? 

A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!

Q: Why did the mommy cat want to go bowling on Mother’s Day?

A: She was an alley cat.

Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry? 

A: Because his mom was in a jam!

Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? 

A: It’s time to go to sweep!

Q: Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day?

A: So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on Mom.

Q: What do you call a small mother?

A: A Minimum

Q: What did the egyptian kid say when it got lost?

A: I want my mummy

Q: How did the Panda open her Mother’s Day card?

A: With her bear hands.

Q: What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?

A: Catch Up

Q: What did the momma say to the foal? 

A: Its pasture your bedtime

Q: Why don’t mothers wear watches? 

A: There’s a clock on the stove.

Q: What warm drink helps mom relax on Mother’s Day?

A: Calm-omile tea.

Q: How do you get the kids to be quiet on Mother’s Day morning?

A: Say mums the word.

Q: What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?

A: Her-she’s Kisses.

Q: Who do flowers celebrate on Mother’s Day?

A: Their chrysanthemoms.