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32 Hilarious Spring Jokes to Take the Edge Off of Winter

Laugh your way out of your winter glum.

There’s nothing better than swapping out your SAD lamp for actual sunshine once spring rolls around. And even if you live somewhere year-round balmy and haven’t been hunkered down in a puffer jacket for months, everyone feels a sense of renewal and energy around the vernal equinox. And if you care at all about maintaining the timeless tradition of seasonal dad humor, you’ll want to arm yourself with these funny spring jokes and spring puns for kids. Spring officially starts on March 20th this year, meaning you still have a few weeks of winter to get ready — and to get through. There’s no better way to cheer yourself up than with these wholesome but funny March puns, and rain and spring jokes for kids. 

The 27 Funniest Spring Jokes You’ll Ever Hear

How excited was the gardener about spring?

So excited he wet his plants.

Does February like March?

No, but April May.

When do monkeys fall from the sky?

During APE-ril showers.

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

What goes up when the rain goes down?

Umbrellas.

What falls but never gets hurt?

The rain!

What did the tree say to spring?

What a re-leaf!

What did the dirt say to the rain?

If this keeps up my name will be mud.

Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?

Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.

Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?

It lost its petals.

What did the big flower say to the little one?

You’re really growing, bud!

What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?

Egg-plants!

Finally my winter fat is gone…now I have spring rolls!

What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?

A son-flower!

What type of bird should you never take to the bank?

A rob-in.

Which month can’t make a decision?

MAY-be.

What kind of garden does a baker have?

A flour garden.

Why did the bird go to the hospital?

It needed tweet-ment!

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not without their yellow jackets!

Why did the farmer bury all his money?

To make his soil rich. 

Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

Why did one bee tease the other bee?

Because he was acting like a bay-bee!

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lily!

How does the sun listen to music?

On the ray-dio.

Name a bow that can’t be tied.

A rainbow. 

Do you know about April 1st. 

Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! 

Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?

To grow a water-melon.

What is spring’s favorite type of pickles?

Daffo-dills!

Why did the worm cross the ruler?

To become an inch worm. 

Does February like March?

No, but April May. 

What’s a baby chick’s favorite food?

Eggplant

What’s a tree’s favorite drink?

Rootbeer!

Why is the letter A like a flower?

A “b” comes after it! 

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!