You may be asking yourself: Do my children really need encouragement — or new material — when it comes to toilet humor? Kids, after all, are obsessed with poop jokes and poop puns. They can’t get enough of the poop emoji. “Diarrhea” and “Poop” are gleefully thrown out as serious proposals for the names of sports teams, stuffed animals, and pizza orders. And the truth is that most of their poop jokes revolve around little more than endlessly repeating the word “poop.”
While the relentlessness of toilet humor and poop puns can be trying for parents, whose only sustained interest in poop involves potty training, it’s a totally appropriate developmental phase and a rite of passage for kids. So if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. While your kid may not come up with the most clever of poop jokes, funny poop puns and jokes do exist. Here are some of the funniest, guaranteed to delight your kids and to make you chuckle.
Ready for a poop joke? Nope, they stink.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes. But they’re a solid #2.
What do you call a magical poop? Poodini.
Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often, and for the same reasons.
What did the poop say to the fart? You blow me away.
I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
Did you hear about the constipated composer? He had problems with his last movement.
I like toilets for two reasons. Number 1 and number 2.
Why did the soldier refuse to flush the toilet? It wasn’t his doodie.
What did one toilet bowl say to another toilet bowl? You’re looking flushed.
What do women and toilet paper have in common? They both deal with a lot of crap.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
Why do doctors say 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea? Because one guy likes it.
What’s the similarity between poop and talent? Both will come out when it’s time for them to come out.
What are kings’ farts called? A noble gas.
Why did one woman bring toilet paper to the birthday party? She was a party pooper.
If pooping is a call of nature. Is farting a missed call?
What’s something great about poop jokes? They’ll make your cheeks hurt.
What is something you never appreciate until it’s gone? Toilet paper.
What do a clown’s farts smell like? They smell funny.
When a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the toilets, what is it called? Dereliction of doodie.
Why did the baker’s hands stink? He kneaded a poo.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
Why did the toilet seat cry? She got dumped.
Why are there no bathrooms in some banks? Because not all banks accept deposits.
What do you get when you poop in your overalls? Dung-arees.
Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
Why did the toilet paper fail to cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
What’s the best snack for watching a movie that sucks? Poop-corn!