Knock-knock jokes are famous for their repetitive and universally recognized format. In fact, the least funny knock-knock jokes tend to be the most famous, giving them a bad reputation. But the best knock-knock jokes, whether for kids or adults, evoke at least evoke some laughter. In terms of their unparalleled ability to annoy parents, they rank one step below baby drum sets and just above the baby shark song. And that’s kind of the point – knock-knock jokes welcome corniness and their subsequent eye rolls with welcoming arms.
But, is there a way to make knock-knock jokes for kids funny, or even just bearable, for adults? Believe it or not, killer knock-knock jokes do exist. “I believe what makes knock-knock jokes fun is the fact that they are interactive,” says Rob Elliot, dad joke extraordinaire and author of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. “You have to respond to get to the punch line. This makes them fun for kids and their families ⏤ even if parents are not particularly fans of knock-knock jokes.”
To find the funniest (and corniest) knock-knock jokes for kids, Elliot suggests seeking out jokes that are surprising. Otherwise, look for jokes that “poke fun at knock-knock jokes or about hearing another knock-knock joke … because we all know after too many they drive us all a bit crazy.”
These 97 killer knock-knock jokes for kids and adults include a few good ones from Elliot’s book, plus several hilarious new ones.
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- Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leon
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can better! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wa
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
Don’t you even know who you are?! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A leaf.
A leaf who?
A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
- Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Quiche
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hike
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
Ice scream soda people can hear me! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Haven
Haven who?
Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Double
Double who?
W! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? - Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door. Hi neighbor! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet prince! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me so please open up! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita drink of water so please let me in! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nunya business! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
June
June who?
June know how long I’ve been knocking out here? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O! - Knock, knockWho’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita go to the bathroom! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dejav
Dejav who?
Knock, knock
- Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Owls say
Owls say who?
Yes, they do. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
To
To who?
No, it’s to whom! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
No thanks, I use Bing or Google. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Control Freak
Contro-
Okay, now you say control freak who? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beats
Beats who?
Beats me. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked. - Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec it when you ask me questions. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Surely, it’s pronounced Idaho. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
R2-D2! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Smellmop
Smellmop who?
Ew, no thanks! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
I need a puh
I need a puh-who?
Then why don’t you find a toilet! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Uh, why are you crying? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity
Opportunity doesn’t knock twice! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honeybee
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open up will you? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Says
Says who?
Says me, that’s who! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alice
Alice who?
Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran all the way here! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
No, no, just the doctor. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Euripides
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Razor
Razor who?
Razor hand and dance the boogie! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
I am
I am who?
So you have identity problems, huh? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and see! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Odysseus
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A Mayan
A Mayan who?
A Mayan in the way? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
…
…uncomfortable silence who?
Snow use, I forgot my name again. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe-C-D-E! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Icing
Icing who?
Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
A Nicholas is not much money these days. - Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice door open or am I stuck out here? - Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cow
Cow who?
No cow says mooooooo! - Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in? - Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come and play? I’m bored! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who? - Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually it’s Kangaroo - Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind it’s pointless - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cabbage
Cabbage who?
You expect a cabbage to have a last name? - Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go moo. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go moo. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Thank
Thank who?
You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
Nobel, that’s why I knocked! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ash
Ash who?
Sounds like you have a cold! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Weirdo
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner! - Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear more jokes? - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate
Interrupting pira-
ARGHHHHHHHH - Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to unlock the door?
- Knock, knock
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