Every kid is a unique, complex individual, but there are certain things that seem to unite every child: doing everything in their power to stay up past their bedtime, throwing tantrums at the least opportune moment, and, of course, having an undying love for the fart joke. And whether you find flatulence-based humor completely immature or endlessly hilarious, you’re going to want to have a few fart jokes in your repertoire that are guaranteed to crack your kid up almost as hard as actually passing gas. With that in mind, we rounded up 21 of the best fart jokes we could find, and unlike farts themselves, none of them stink. Enjoy.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous?
They’re silent but deadly.
What do you call a person who never farts in front of other people?
A private tooter.
What do you call it when someone eats refried beans and onions?
Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it’s not their own.
How do you say “fart” in German?
What happened to the man who only ate Skittles?
He farted rainbows.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
Why did the woman stop telling fart jokes?
Everyone told her they stink.
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
A rabbit fart.
What do you get when the Queen of England farts?
A noble gas.
If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound would you smell it before you heard it?
Why couldn’t the skeleton fart in front of his friends?
He didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to her farted.
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris fart?
Because nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
What’s the definition of a surprise?
A fart with a lump in it.
Why should you never fart in church?
Because you have to sit in your pew.
What do you call it when someone has a ton of gas after eating?
A fart attack.
Why do farts smell?
So people who are hearing impaired don’t feel left out.
Why should you never fart on an elevator?
It’s wrong on so many levels.
Fart jokes are funny but eye jokes are cornea.
What happened to the blind skunk?
He fell in love with a fart.