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9 Innovative, Kid-Friendly “Shark Tank” Products That You Can Buy

There’s no shortage of ridiculous products pitched on the show Shark Tank. Far-fetched ideas that leave viewers shaking their heads as the “inventors” tell the Sharks (who are self-important entrepreneurs like Mark Cuban and Daymond John) how they totally quit their day jobs to bring the world an alarm clock that fries bacon. Which would really compliment the one that makes coffee.

But for every starry-eyed entrepreneur whose million dollar idea is a cat renting service or a surgically implanted Bluetooth headset, there are some actual innovations that can make your life as a parent easier. Here are 9 of those products — all of which you can get (or will soon be able to get) without buying a controlling share in the company.

Buzzy Bee Pain Blocker and Reducer
Buzzy Shot Pain Reducer
No parent wants to see their child suffer (although Gwyneth Paltrow could have made it easier on Apple), especially when it comes to getting shots at the doctor. The Buzzy is a handheld device that uses removable ice wings and vibration to “block” — or at least reduce — the pain that comes from getting stuck with a needle. In non-medical terms, it distracts the body’s nerves by overpowering them with other sensations and/or looking like a cute bumblebee or ladybug. The best part is it can also help your adult back pain.
Buzzy Shot Pain Reducer ($40)

Hatch Baby Smart Changing Pad
Hatch Baby Smart Changing Pad
Pitched to the Sharks as a way to give nervous new breastfeeding moms peace of mind when it comes to their baby’s weight, Hatch Baby is an electronic changing table with a built-in scale that essentially calculates how much milk a baby drinks by weighing them before and after each nursing. From there, it also tracks things like diaper changes, feedings, sleep schedule, and syncs it all on a free app. You know, all the stuff you tried to write down, before succumbing to exhaustion.
Hatch Baby Smart Changing Pad ($250)

Chord Buddy Guitar Learning System
ChordBuddy
Ensure your kid’s not the one stuck dinging the triangle every day in music class by teaching them how to play the guitar with ChordBuddy. Billed as an “innovative guitar-learning system” (rather than a way to cheat at playing “Smoke on the Water”), it attaches to the neck of most guitars and uses 4 colorful buttons  to help teach students the basics of playing chords. Yes, just like Guitar Hero. As they improve, you can start taking away buttons. It also comes with lesson plans and an instructional DVD. Sadly, it does not come with a Slash-style top hat.
ChordBuddy ($50)

EZPZ Happy Silicone Place Mat
EZPZ Happy Mat
There’s no reason that these placemats shouldn’t be made for adults as well. Not only are the all-in-one plates/bowls 100 percent BPA-free silicone, they’re also dishwasher-safe, hypo-allergenic, and don’t harbor bacteria (no cracks or crevices). The best feature: They suction to hard surfaces, which makes them damn near impossible to knock over. Your baby just wrote “Challenge accepted” in Cheerios.
EZPZ Happy Mat ($25)

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KidRunner Jogging Stroller
KidRunner
You’re already a jungle gym, piggy back, and airplane to your baby — why not workhorse? With the KidRunner jogger, it’s not a stroller you push but a tiny rickshaw you pull. It rolls along using bicycle-size wheels and uses a flexible bow to dampen the motion of running, so your kid doesn’t get seasick. And champion runner Max King won a 10k with this thing on his back, so you know you can make it around the block.
KidRunner ($750, Available for Pre-order)

Lollaland Lollacup Straw Cup
Lollaland Lollacup
Graduating an infant from bottle to sippy cup can lead to some confusion. If only they could grasp the basic principles of suction. Until they do, there’s the Lollacup: A 10 oz sippy-straw cup with a flexible, weighted wide-bottom straw that moves like a bell clapper and follows the liquid as the cup is tilted. No drop left behind. It also comes in 6 colors and looks like a chicken — which is fun if you’re 9 months old.
Lollaland Lollacup ($16)

Spooner Balance Boards
Spooner Boards
If “X Games gold medalist” is high on your list of Junior’s future accomplishments, a Spooner Board should probably be high on your list of sports gear to start them off with. The multi-functional balance board comes in 3 sizes — Freestyle, Pro, and Yardboard (a full downhill slider). All of them allow riders to slip, slide, and spin around on virtually any type of indoor/outdoor surface, be it carpet or concrete. Spooner Boards also purportedly improve balance, coordination, and motor skills — all those things that get kids into other board sports like skate, surf, and Boogie.
Spooner Boards ($45)

Tie-Not Water Balloon Filler
Tie-Not Water Balloon Filler
The key to victory in any water balloon fight often comes down to how fast you can reload. (Also, whether or not you’re using any of this heavy artillery.) To ensure your kids don’t spend half the battle fumbling with balloons while dodging incoming fire, the Tie-Not’s a simple 2-piece device that attaches to the garden hose and can fill/tie off a water balloon in 3 easy steps — or 6 seconds flat with a little practice.
Tie-Not Water Balloon Filler ($5)

TROBO Toy Robot
TROBO Robot
Unless you’re raising Bill Nye, giving your kid a talking robot that tells stories about science sounds like it’d be great for nap time. But, this cuddly companion is not your average middle school physics teacher. It reads stories on any iOS device (via a Wi-Fi sync) that turn your 2 to 5-year-old (or at least their cartoon avatars) into the main characters. Sure, they’re learning science lessons like “How is honey made?” and “What is lightning?” But more importantly, they’re inside the iPad!
TROBO Robot ($70)

 

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