Best Baby Health And Wellness Products For Their First Year (That No One Will Buy You)

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Everyone lines up to buy adorable gifts for the newest happy, healthy baby in their lives, but, ironically, the stuff kids need the most to actually be happy and healthy is often left beside a lonely unchecked box on the registry. Because, while nail clippers and thermometers and that weird snot sucking rubber bulb thing are vital to a child’s wellbeing in their earliest days, no one ever posted a baby pic to Instagram with the caption, “Loving my new rectal thermometer, thanks to my favorite aunt and uncle!”

That’s not an attempt to launch the worst trending hashtag in social media history, just an explanation for why you’re going to have to buy these 7 newborn health and wellness essentials yourself. No matter how much Junior needs them, they’re just too boring to bag up with bows and fluffy tissue paper. Now if you wouldn’t mind, your friends have some tiny hats to buy.

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Digital Thermometer: Withings Thermo

Even if you’re not squeamish about putting a thermometer in your kid’s butt, there’s a decent chance they’ll be squirm-ish enough to make it a serious hassle. (Can you blame them?). But the “back of the hand” method won’t work, since most pediatricians require specific temperature readings before scheduling a visit, especially for babies younger than 3 months. Thermo, by French tech company Withings, combines the comfort of a hand on the head with actual, accurate temperature readings (pfft, details) delivered in 2 seconds.
Withings Thermo ($100)

Baby Health Products Year One Safety 1st Gentle Read Thermometer

Old-Fashioned Thermometer: Safety 1st Gentle Read

Despite amazing advances in at-home medical technology, rectal temperature remains the most accurate way to tell if your kid has a fever, specifically for babies younger than 3 months, no ifs, ands, or — damn it, not now, Dad Joke Bot! The Gentle Read delivers consistent accuracy for less than the cost of breakfast, with features like a flexible tip and 8-second readout time to minimize the discomfort for everyone involved.
Safety 1st Gentle Read Rectal Thermometer ($6)

Baby Health Products Year One ZoLi BUZZ B Nail Trimmer

Nail Clippers: ZoLi BUZZ B Electric Nail Trimmer

Considering the “10 fingers, 10 toes” cliché, you’d think baby nail maintenance would be a bigger deal. On the other hand … there are more fingernails, heyo! Look, there’s objectively nothing exciting about nail trimmers, but, left unchecked, babies grow claws that would make Wolverine wince. This gently vibrating, soft nail file ensures a quick, comfortable, safe manicure. If you prefer tradition, or a challenge, these clippers are highly reviewed.
ZoLi BUZZ B Electric Nail Trimmer ($30)

Baby Health Products Year One Me4Kidz Medibag Family First Aid Kit

First Aid Kit: Me4Kidz Medibag Family First Aid Kit

Fact: babies get hurt, and they’re total babies about it. Before they’ll rub some dirt on it and walk it off like your dad taught you (and look how great you turned out!), you’ll have to attend to plenty of minor emergencies. This kit has everything you need to heal every cut, scrape, rash, and reaction without requiring you to imagine all those scenarios and build your own kit. Sorry, did nobody at the hospital tell you having a kid also makes you an EMT?
Me4Kidz Medibag Family First Aid Kit ($13)

Nasal Aspirator: NoseFrida The Snotsucker

Babies are known poo machines, but they underratedly produce a ton of snot, too, which makes eating, sleeping, and breathing uncomfortable. The Snotsucker is a clinically proven alternative to the bulb syringe, featuring an awesomely gross name and a hygiene filter system designed specifically to not make you sick. If the whole idea still does, well, you’re a parent now. Your life is pretty much spending money and gross stuff until they turn 18. (Also, don’t forget the saline.)
NoseFrida The Snotsucker Nasal Aspirator ($15)

Best Baby Health Products Year One Honeywell Humidifier

Humidifier: Honeywell Germ Free Cool Mist Humidifier

The last thing you need is for a device meant to improve your kid’s air quality to actually contribute to the toxic cloud you worked so hard to eradicate while building their nursery. That’s why Honeywell designed this humidifier with bacteria-, mold-, and fungus-murdering UV technology and made it simple to clean. The kid’s room will still be a mess, but at least it’ll be things you can see.
Honeywell Germ-Free Cool Mist Humidifier, HCM-350 ($58)

Baby Health Products Year One Baby Scale Health O Meter Grow With Me

Baby Scale: Health O Meter Grow With Me

You don’t necessarily need one of these if your kid is getting regular checkups, but it can be helpful if you have concerns about their development, whether they were premature or you just want to make sure they’re eating enough. The Grow With Me is accurate, reliable, and converts from an infant tray to a standing digital scale (up to 60 pounds) for when your toddler becomes a badass boxer and needs to make weight.
Health O Meter Grow With Me 2-In-1 Baby To Toddler Scale ($50)

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