The Funniest Dad Tweets From This Week
The wonderful and weird musings of dads on Twitter this week.
As a dad, there’s nothing better than hearing from other people who can empathize about or articulate some truth from the wild world of parenting. It helps you understand that fatherhood is a shared pursuit and, well, that crazy stuff happens to every parent. There’s no better display of this than on Twitter, where parents regularly share the funny, silly, frustrating, and truthful events that happen in their lives. To that end, here are ten of the best dad tweets from this week.
Poor Unfortunate Soul
I told my kids I lost my voice.
They wanted to help.
Now they're looking for a sea witch.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 29, 2018
Spoil the Child
i think my main goal as a dad is i wanna raise spoiled entitled the-world-owes-me-something kids
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) February 1, 2018
We Don’t Negotiate With Toddlers
Told my kid he'd be four on his birthday and he tried to negotiate it up to five.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) February 1, 2018
If you hate having free time, then parenthood is probably right for you.
— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) January 30, 2018
Eye Am What Eye Am
“Hey kiddo, I got you an iPad?” pic.twitter.com/vITuCNHYEh
— Classic Dad Moves (@ClassicDadMoves) February 1, 2018
Lost in Space
There is a space you can't reach between the side of your refrigerator and your cupboards where there are Cheetos and Cherios and that is where your hopes and dreams went to die when you became a parent.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) January 29, 2018
“This Is Bullshit.”
My daughter knows the word bullshit but uses it in great context:
"This Star Wars Valentine's Day card says it's for boys & this sparkly card for girls. But both can like either. This is bullshit."
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) January 31, 2018
The Shoe Is on the Same Foot
Me: your shoes are on backwards
7: *tries to change shoes but somehow puts the wrong ones on again
Me: still backwards
7: idk what you want me to do. I don't have any more feet
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) January 30, 2018
My Compliments to the Chef
"I am not your personal chef!" I told my kids as they sent their breakfasts back
And then I remade them because let's be honest – I totally am
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) January 28, 2018