Easter 2021 may look a little brighter than Easter last year, now that we’re all pros at gathering outside together and having fun. If you’re planning an outdoor Easter egg hunt, just remember that you’ll need Easter baskets and — crucially — at least a dozen fresh dad jokes to crack throughout the season. With all the eggs-tremely corny potential that Easter jokes offer, this can be a rich time for dad humor. We’ve rounded up some of the funniest, silliest Easter jokes out there — these will delight/torment adults and children alike, and are perfect for all ages.
Easter is on April 4 this year, so you’ve still got a couple weeks to get these jokes down cold.
What do you call a sleeping egg?
What do you call 10 rabbits marching backward?
A receding hareline.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day.
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
It might crack up!
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From an eggplant.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Where do Easter bunnies dance?
At the basket ball.
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?
The bunny hop.
What do you call the Easter Bunny when he gets kicked out of school?
What do you call an egg from outer space?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
To the re-tail store!
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has buried his treasure?
Eggs mark the spot!
What kind of stories do bunnies like to tell?
Ones with hoppy endings!
What’s the Easter bunny’s favorite sport?
What do Easter eggs do for fun?
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
Why are people always tired in April?
Because they’ve just finished a March!
How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it!
How does Easter end?
With the letter “R”
Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?
Because an egg beater!
What did the chicken say when it saw the scrambled Easter eggs?
“Crazy mixed-up kids!”
How did the easter bunny rate his brunch?
What do you call a rabbit who tells great jokes?
A funny bunny
How can you make Easter preparations go faster?
Use the eggs-press lane!
What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
A practical yolker.