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The Best Easter Jokes for Kids, Including Some Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes

Need help coming up with some dad jokes about bunnies? We've got you.

Don’t worry. Easter won’t be canceled this year. We may even be able to go outside! But no matter where you’re spending the holiday, some Easter jokes will definitely come in handy. And while you should save the risque jokes for the adults’ table, dads and moms should have some Easter jokes and puns for kids ready, particularly if your Easter involves traveling to see family.

While it might be tempting to think about the religious roots of Easter, kids will laugh more at the egg and bunny aspects of the holiday. As parents, you are actually obligated to make your kids laugh, and if you’re truly a great parent, drop some pun-laden dad jokes, too.

Here are kid-friendly Easter jokes that you can use to get your little ones to laugh (and groan). If you’re trying to be conscious of your kids’ sugar intake, you can print these jokes out and fold them inside of the eggs to replace at least some of the candy. (Yeah, right.)

Easter is on April 4 this year, so you should make sure you have these jokes down by the end of March.

How does the Easter Bunny travel?
On hareplanes

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?

Hare spray.

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has buried his treasure?
Eggs mark the spot!

What kind of stories do bunnies like to tell?
Ones with hoppy endings!

What’s the Easter bunny’s favorite sport?

What do Easter eggs do for fun?

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
It might crack up!

What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
Jelly beans!

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

From an eggplant.

How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!

Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?
At the basket ball.

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backward?
A receding hareline.

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?Hip Hop.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?

The bunny hop.

What do you call the Easter Bunny when he gets kicked out of school?


What do you call an egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra-terrestial!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
To the re-tail store!

What do you call a sleeping egg?

Why shouldn’t you tell the Easter Bunny a joke?

It might crack up!

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?


Why are people always tired in April?
Because they’ve just finished a March!

How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it!

How does Easter end?
With the letter “R”

Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?

Because an egg beater!

What did the chicken say when it saw the scrambled Easter eggs?
“Crazy mixed-up kids!”

How did the easter bunny rate his brunch?

What do you call a rabbit who tells great jokes?
A funny bunny

What kind of bunnies can’t hop?
Chocolate ones!

How can you make Easter preparations go faster?
Use the eggs-press lane!

What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
A practical yolker.

What do you call a very tired Easter egg?