Give us a little more information and we'll give you a lot more relevant content
Your child's birthday or due date
Girl Boy Other Not Sure
Add A Child
Remove A Child
I don't have kids
Thanks For Subscribing!
Oops! Something went wrong. Please contact support@fatherly.com.

41 Corny Love Jokes and Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes for Valentine’s Day

Love that makes you laugh is the best kind of love.

They say that laughter is the soul of romance, which means corny jokes must be the bedrock of a happy marriage. The value of a cute love joke or a flirty knock-knock joke is well-known to those of us who grew up in the pre-meme era, when the only valentines you could pass to your classmates were paper cards or candy conversation hearts.

In the tradition of Valentine’s Day classic like “I Choo-Choo-Choose You,” these puns and cheesy love jokes are family-friendly but a little flirty, meaning they can earn you a laugh from your kid and a wink (or an eye-roll) from your significant other. Because as important as it is for Valentine’s Day jokes or any corny love joke to be somewhat clever, a little chemistry is also an essential ingredient.

The Best Valentine’s Day Jokes for 2021

What did one little flame say to the other? 
We’re a perfect match.

When one satellite dish falls in love with another, what’s the best part of the wedding?
The reception.

Why do noses love Valentine’s Day?
They’re scenti-mental.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring!

What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.

What did one oar say to the other?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?

What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Give me a little hiss.

What did the octopus say to its octopus crush?
I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine’s Day?
Burnt lips.

What did the volcano say to its true love?
I lava you!

What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I love you berry much.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I’m stuck on you.

Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
They will dessert you.

What did the cat say to her girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
You’re purrr-fect for me.

What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.

Why did the angel always wear a bow in her hair?
Wearing an arrow would be dangerous.

What do you call two cupids who fall in love?
A match made in heaven.

What kind of architecture makes people fall in love?
Heart deco.

Why is the hospital so busy on Valentine’s Day?
Everyone keeps falling in love!

What dance should everyone do on Valentine’s Day?
The cupid shuffle.

What did the horse eat on February 14?
Valentine’s hay.

Why did the soccer player dislike Valentine’s Day?
He hated getting red cards.

What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s day?
You can always count on me!

What did the squirrel say to his valentine?
I’m nuts about you!

What did the lightbulb say to their sweetie?
I love you a whole watt!

What do you call two birds who are in love?
Tweethearts!

What did one watermelon say to the other?
You’re one in a melon!

Why did the man accuse his wife of robbery?
She stole his heart.

What did the barista say to his crush?
I like you a latte

Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
The calendar!

What did the woman with a broken leg say to her crush?
I’ve got a crutch on you!

Why did the melons get married in a church?
They cantaloupe.

The Cutest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids 2021

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Saint Valentine.
Saint Valentine who?
‘Saint Valentine’s Day without candy!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Spelling bee.
Spelling bee who?
Spelling be mine: B-E-M-I-N-E.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hershey’s
Hershey’s who?
Hershey’s *kiss*

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you stunning.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!