They say that laughter is the soul of romance, which means corny jokes must be the bedrock of a happy marriage. The value of a cute love joke or a flirty knock-knock joke is well-known to those of us who grew up in the pre-meme era, when the only you could pass to your classmates were paper cards or candy conversation hearts.
In the tradition of the classic “I Choo-Choo-Choose You,” these puns and cheesy love jokes are family-friendly but a little flirty, meaning they can earn you a laugh from your kid and a wink (or an eye-roll) from your significant other. Because as important as it is for any corny love joke to be somewhat clever, a little chemistry is also an essential ingredient.
The Best Corny Love Jokes for 2021
- Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
They will dessert you.
- What did the cat say to her girlfriend?
You’re purrr-fect for me.
- What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
- Why did the angel always wear a bow in her hair?
Wearing an arrow would be dangerous.
- What do you call two cupids who fall in love?
A match made in heaven.
- What kind of architecture makes people fall in love?
- Why did the soccer player dislike Valentine’s Day?
He hated getting red cards.
- What did the calculator say to the pencil?
You can always count on me!
- What did the squirrel say to his lover?
I’m nuts about you!
- What did the lightbulb say to their sweetie?
I love you a whole watt!
- What do you call two birds who are in love?
- What did one watermelon say to the other?
You’re one in a melon!
- Why did the man accuse his wife of robbery?
She stole his heart.
- What did the barista say to his crush?
I like you a latte
- Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
- What did the woman with a broken leg say to her crush?
I’ve got a crutch on you!
- Why did the melons get married in a church?
- What did the octopus say to its octopus crush?
I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
- What did one little flame say to the other?
We’re a perfect match.
- What do you call a colorful heart that loves books?
- Why didn’t the skeleton send any cards?
His heart wasn’t in it.
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
- When one satellite dish falls in love with another, what’s the best part of the wedding?
- How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring!
- What do squirrels give each other?
- What did one oar say to the other?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
- What did the snake say to his girlfriend?
Give me a little hiss.
- What do you get when you kiss a dragon?
- What did the volcano say to its true love?
I lava you!
- What did one raspberry say to the other?
I love you berry much.
- What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I’m stuck on you.
- What did one boat say to the other?
Are you up for a little row-mance?
- What does the ghost call his true love?
Extra-Cute Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Spelling bee who?
Spelling be mine: B-E-M-I-N-E.
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Juno I love you, don’t you?
Orange you stunning.
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?