Those of us who have fond memories of passing out funny Valentines to classmates before memes were invented know the value of a good corny love joke or flirty knock-knock joke. These cheesy jokes are family-friendly but a little flirty, meaning they can earn you a laugh from your kid and a wink (or an eye-roll) from your significant other. Because as important as it is for Valentine’s day jokes and puns to be cute and funny, a little chemistry won’t hurt either. Valentine’s Day is about love, what’s love if it can’t make you laugh?
What did the volcano say to its true love?
I lava you!
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
What did one oar say to the other?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I’m stuck on you.
What did the octopus say to its octopus crush?
I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I love you berry much.
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring!
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
She’ll dessert you.
What did the cat say to her girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
You’re purrr-fect for me.
What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Give me a little hiss.
What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine’s Day?
Third-degree burns on your lips.
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Orange you stunning.
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Juno I love you, don’t you?