Those of us who have fond memories of passing out funny Valentines to classmates before memes were invented know the value of a good corny love joke or flirty knock-knock joke. These jokes are family-friendly but a little flirty, meaning they can earn you a laugh from your kid and a wink (or an eye roll) from your significant other. Because as much as Valentine’s Day is about love, what’s love if it can’t make you laugh?
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I’m stuck on you.
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
What did the octopus say to its octopus crush?
I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
What did the volcano say to its true love?
I lava you!
What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I love you berry much.
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring!
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
She’ll dessert you.
What did the cat say to her girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
You’re purrr-fect for me.
What did one oar say to the other?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Give me a little hiss.
What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine’s Day?
Third-degree burns on your lips.
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Orange you stunning.
Juno I love you, don’t you?