Thanksgiving might be a big holiday on the calendar, but it’s like every other day in that you’ll probably need to keep the kids entertained, at least between the end of the parade and the start of dinner. There might even be an extra kid or two around if you’re celebrating with family. Luckily, there are plenty of Thanksgiving puns and turkey jokes for kids that will keep them entertained, silly jokes and funny one-liners that will have them cackling until Black Friday.
Turkey at Work
Why did the turkey cross the road?
The chicken had Thanksgiving off.
Why No Appetite
Why didn’t the turkey eat any food?
Because he was already stuffed.
What happens when you’re mean to cranberry sauce?
It turns into blueberry sauce.
Put Up Your Drumsticks
Did you hear about the turkey who lost a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
The Ace of Baste
Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices?
It appealed to his baster instincts.
What Thanksgiving side dish could be given out at Halloween?
What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
Hop to It
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies?
Because they use fowl language!
How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
She took the gravy train.
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
Music to Their Ears
Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving band perform?
Somebody ate the drumsticks.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
What’s a Turkey’s Favorite Dessert?
What did the family serve after grandma sat on the turkey?
Why did the sweet potatoes get so embarrassed?
They saw the turkey dressing!
Rough and Tumble
What happened when the turkey played football?
It got ejected for fowl play!
Solve for Pie
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Bread on Arrival
What side dish tells the worst jokes?
Nothing But Fluff
What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A New Land of Jokes
If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
What’s a pilgrim’s favorite type of music?