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22 Funny Turkey Jokes and Thanksgiving Puns For Kids

These knee-slappers will keep kids laughing all day.

Thanksgiving might be a big holiday on the calendar, but it’s like every other day in that you’ll probably need to keep the kids entertained, at least between the end of the parade and the start of dinner. There might even be an extra kid or two around if you’re celebrating with family. Luckily, there are plenty of Thanksgiving puns and turkey jokes for kids that will keep them entertained, silly jokes and funny one-liners that will have them cackling until Black Friday.

Turkey at Work

Why did the turkey cross the road?
The chicken had Thanksgiving off.

Why No Appetite

Why didn’t the turkey eat any food?
Because he was already stuffed.

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Berry Humorous

What happens when you’re mean to cranberry sauce?
It turns into blueberry sauce.

Put Up Your Drumsticks

Did you hear about the turkey who lost a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

The Ace of Baste

Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices?
It appealed to his baster instincts.

Sweet Surprises

What Thanksgiving side dish could be given out at Halloween?
Candied yams!

Drink up!

What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
A gobblet

Hop to It 

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! Buildings can’t jump.

Rating System

Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies?
Because they use fowl language!

Holiday Travel

How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
She took the gravy train.

Tech Talk

What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!

Music to Their Ears

Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving band perform?
Somebody ate the drumsticks.

Sniff Test

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose

Tasty Treats

What’s a Turkey’s Favorite Dessert?
Apple gobbler!

Saving Supper

What did the family serve after grandma sat on the turkey?
Squash

Bashful Sides

Why did the sweet potatoes get so embarrassed?
They saw the turkey dressing!

Rough and Tumble

What happened when the turkey played football?
It got ejected for fowl play!

Solve for Pie

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!

Bread on Arrival

What side dish tells the worst jokes?
Corn(y) bread!

Nothing But Fluff

What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!

A New Land of Jokes

If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
Pilgrims

Let’s Jam

What’s a pilgrim’s favorite type of music?
Plymouth Rock