Thanksgiving is a day of family, food, and, let’s be honest, making the kids giggle and cringe with some well-timed turkey jokes and thanksgiving puns. In fact, Turkey Day might be the perfect opportunity to unleash some cringe-worthy thanksgiving “jokes” that will cause kids to laugh until mashed potatoes come out of their noses. Okay, probably not. But they might chuckle a little bit. And laughter will be a nice way to break up the awkward conversation that’s most certainly going to take place at some point during the day. So, here to serve up along side the turkey, are the best turkey jokes and thanksgiving puns for kids. Gobble. Gobble. Giggle.
Tech Talk
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google!
Music to Their Ears
Q: Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving band perform?
A: Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.
The Chicken Needs a Break
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off!
A Leap of Logic
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A Yes, of course! A building can’t jump at all.
Sniff Test
Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Your nose.
Tasty Treats
Q: What’s a Turkey’s Favorite Dessert?
A: Apple Gobbler!
Rock ‘N Roll
Q: Why did the heavy metal band steal the turkey?
A: They needed the drumsticks!
Saving Supper
Q: What did the family serve after grandma sat on the turkey?
A: Squash.
Athletic Performance
Q. What do you call stuffing that ran away?
A: Fast Food!
Solve for Pie
Q. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A. Your teeth!
Bread on Arrival
Q. What side dish tells the worst jokes?
A. Corn(y) bread!
Sweet Surprises
Q. What Thanksgiving side dish could be given out at Halloween?
A. Candied yams!
Drink up!
Q. What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
A. A goblet!
All About That Baste
Q. Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices?
A. It appealed to his baster instincts
A New Land of Jokes
Q. If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims!
Let’s Jam
Q. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite type of music?
A. Plymouth rock!
Sweet Tooth
Q. What happened when the turkey was placed next to the pumpkin pie?
A. He gobbled it up!
Quite the Appetite
Q. Why didn’t the turkey eat any food?
A. Because he was already stuffed.
Berry Humorous
Q. What happens when you’re mean to cranberries?
A. They turn into blue berries.
