Since the moment the Owl Post first arrived at 4 Privet Drive, millions of readers have dreamed of receiving a letter letting them know that they have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Nearly two decades later, most of us are still waiting and some have even started to lose hope that they’ll ever have the chance to ride the Hogwarts Express and find out once and for all which house they would really be sorted into. But on the off chance that your owl just got lost for a couple of decades — or that your kid is a Muggleborn witch or wizard waiting for their talent at magic to be unveiled — here are 25 Harry Potter spells that you can memorize that will ensure you (or your kid) are at the top of your class when your letter finally comes.
From the levitating spells, to the knock-out spells, to the ones that make things fly or can help you defeat Voldemort without so much as committing a crime, these are the best Harry Potter charms that should be on the lips of every respectable witch and wizard around. (Sorry, Death Eaters, unforgivable curses are not included.)
A summoning charm that will magically bring whatever item you need, so long as you say, “Accio [Insert name of item].” This spell saved Harry from becoming Dragon food during the Triwizard Tournament and is a great way to get a snack without having to get off the couch.
This spell unlocks doors, which is kind of creepy but at least you don’t need to worry if you locked your keys in your car. It was first seen in the first movie, when Hermione used the charm when Ron, Harry and Hermione were escaping the Hogwarts caretaker Argus Filch’s cat.
An extremely underrated charm that literally produces water out of thin air. Honestly, why haven’t wizards used this to help the one billion people who don’t have access to clean water? Probably best not to dwell on that and just enjoy a nice glass of enchanted water.
A healing spell that, when used correctly, will instantly heal broken bones. Sadly, in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and all-around fraud, Gilderoy Lockhart, fucked it up and made the broken bones in Harry’s arm bone to disappear entirely.
A charm that produces a bubble of air around your mouth while you’re underwater. Basically, you get gills. Cedric Diggory used this charm in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire for the second task.
Looking to cause someone to become temporarily befuddled? Look no further than this morally questionable but unquestionably effective charm.
Never worry about falling again thanks to this charm that creates an invisible cushion around you or whatever you decide to use it on.
This charm causes its target to grow exponentially in size. There is also the Growing Charm, which seems to do the exact same thing.
A protective charm that channels a person’s happiest memory to keep those soul-sucking Dementors at bay. The spell was a major plot point in the third Harry Potter installment and throughout the series.
The signature move of the Boy Who Lived, this defensive spell will remove the wand from your opponent’s hand because violence is never the answer. (We caution against having any signature spell, as this gave Harry great trouble in the later books when Death Eaters realized that anyone using the charm might be him in disguise.)
A general counter-spell that undoes all spells cast in the surrounding area from where it was cast. It’s great for helping bodies who might be under the attack of a Bat-Bogey Hex (Volatilis Lutum), for example.
As the name implies, this charm helps the caster grip an item with ease.
This spell reveals all human presence around you, so that no one can ever sneak up on you.
A very handy charm that lights the tip of your wand in case. It’s like the flashlight on your iPhone, except magic. An added bonus spell is Lumos Maxima, which allows the bulb of light to fling into the sky and provide light all around a dark room, for example.
This spell is especially useful for parents hoping to discuss delicate topics around their kids. Muffliato fills targets’ ears with a buzzing noise, making them unable to hear anything around them.
A controversial charm that allows you to erase the memory of targets. The charm can be very tricky to use — it can cause memory loss so extreme that those who have been privy to it forget who they are, as is the case of Gilderoy Lockhart, who suffers permanent brain damage after the spell backfires. But it can be very useful in a time of great need.
This spell fixes glasses. Simple and to the point. Why do wizards not have a spell that just fixes their eyesight? No clue, but hey, at least you won’t have to take a trip to LensCrafters every time you break your frames.
A body-binding curse that causes a person to experience temporary full-body paralysis. Morally dubious? Certainly. It still might come in handy someday.
This spell turns your wand into a compass and automatically points you North.
A shield charm that will cause minor jinxes or hexes to bounce back to the person who cast it without hurting you.
The opposite of Engorgio, this charm causes its target to shrink exponentially in size.
Riddikulus is a spell that is meant to deal with a beast of a certain nature: a boggart. The boggart, essentially a household pest, is a shapeshifter that will turn into the greatest fear of any person it encounters, making it a grueling process to get rid of. Fortunately, this spell takes your greatest fear and transforms it into something, well, ridiculous.
Hate spring cleaning? Then you’ll love this charm that does the cleaning for you.
A charm that stuns the target and temporarily knocks them unconscious. Since it’s a lot like a fist-fight but for wizards, it should only be used in dire circumstances.
An introductory spell that allows wizards to make objects levitate with the flick of their wand. Just make sure you’re getting that pronunciation right.