Why do men like boobs? While the general allure of women’s breasts isn’t a huge mystery – they’ve provided sustenance for babies since the beginning of time – they also provide a source of occasional awe for guys who like looking at boobs. But the science behind why men are attracted to breasts shows that
Being a Dad Changes How You Think About Boobs
Preferring larger breasts can indicate a lot of things, but it might just mean you’re ready to be a father, research suggests. The study found that men who did not have kids but wanted them were generally into larger boobs, and dudes who had no familial aspirations were content with smaller pairs. In this case, dads who like big boobs can breathe a sigh of relief. Your preference doesn’t mean you’re a creep, or sexist, or even hungry. You just want what’s best for your kids.
Most Guys Like Average Boob Sizes
Average breasts for the win! While people tend to think that larger breasts usually take up rent in people’s heads for free, most men actually prefer medium-sized boobs. And so do women, which makes sense considering it’s a smaller load to carry throughout the day. In fact, studies suggest that most men are attracted to breasts that maintain a C average. However, more sexually active men seem to care far less about the size, one study shows.
How Much Money You Make Influences Boob Preferences
If you’re a guy who likes small boobs, don’t worry. You’re probably just rich, one paper suggests. The study, published in The Journal of Socio-Economics, found that men with less financial stability gravitate toward larger breasts, while wealthier men are more attracted to smaller ones. On a biological level, perhaps wealthier men innately sense that they don’t need those extra fatty reserves — they can just grab a steak dinner and call it a night. Who knew guys might subconsciously size up boobs just for their nourishing potential?
Don’t View Boobs on an Empty Stomach
Don’t worry, it’s not because you’ll attempt to breastfeed. The aforementioned study also found that boob preferences are broadly related to available resources and that, when men are satiated, they’re less drawn to huge knockers. The study also found that men who prefer big breasts tend to be more sexist than others. Hungry and sexist? What a bad combination.
Staring at Boobs Might Help You Live Longer
Yes, you read that right. There’s some evidence that staring at boobs may increase a man’s longevity. An earlier study found that positive thinking had a positive effect on long-term health choices, particularly when it came to taking blood pressure medication. While not all experts are convinced, many have deduced that looking at boobs is one such way to achieve a positive mental attitude. Another German study concurred that looking at boobs for 10 minutes a day was good for a man’s cardiovascular health. All of these benefits, of course, only exist if the boob-gazing is permitted. Otherwise, staring at boobs on the sly can significantly shorten your life. If you catch our drift.