Everything You Need To Know About Antibiotics And Babies

Most parents will do just about anything to ensure their sick baby feels better. They’ll buy expensive humidifiers, or take days off work to dote and fuss, or even doom every person in America to horrifying deaths related to antibiotic-resistant flesh eating bacteria.

Sure, you may think you’d never do that last one. But guess what’s going down when you call the doctor desperate for antibiotics on the 5th day of your kid’s upper-respiratory infection? That’s right, doom dealer. Suddenly your “I’d never … “ sounds a bit more like, “See you in hell, suckers …”


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That’s not to say that your kid won’t sometimes need antibiotics, just that there will be plenty of times when they won’t, even though they’re clearly very sick. So, take a deep breath (but just maybe not right next to them), and learn a bit more about when — and when not — to ask your pediatrician for antibiotics.

When To Ask For Antibiotics

Antibiotics are only good for bacterial infections. Note that viruses and bacteria can both cause some common infections. Ear infections are a prime example. This is why your doc might want to wait to prescribe antibiotics if your kid appears to have ear infection symptoms like crying and ear pulling. Although your kid might also just be a very sad Carol Burnett.

Here are the things that may prompt your pediatrician to prescribe antibiotics:

  • A prolonged fever of 100.4 in babies under 3 months
  • A prolonged fever over 102 for babies older than 3 months
  • Bacterial pneumonia diagnosed via a chest x-ray
  • Urinary tract infections
  • Whooping cough

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When You Don’t Need Antibiotics

There’s a ton of stuff your kid might get that will be ugly and miserable, but in no way related to a bacterial infection. A sickness like the common cold, for instance, is viral and untreatable with antibiotics. This is also true is your kid contracts Pepe memes.

Consider these things that also can’t be helped by antibiotics:

  • Colds and flus
  • Snot of any color
  • Hand, foot and mouth
  • Bronchitis
  • Croup

Antibiotic Complications

A lot of the bacteria in your kid’s body is actually doing important work, but when your kid takes antibiotics, even the good bacteria in their system is wiped out. This can lead to stomach pain and diarrhea, and that’s not the worst of it. Researchers for a study published by the American Society for Microbiology found while babies’ good gut bugs do return after antibiotic treatment, they are way less genetically diverse. Think of it as lower-intestinal gentrification with tons of microscopic Starbucks and none of that delicious Blue Bottle stuff.

Those finding could be the key to why additional research into the subject shows a high correlation between obesity and allergies in people who had courses of antibiotics as children. So maybe ask for that chest x-ray before you treat your kids pneumonia with antibiotics.

Good Antibiotic Guideline

This is not to say that your kid will not need antibiotics at some point. They might. Shit happens. So if you’re going down the antibiotic road, make sure you’re doing it right. Give your kid all of the antibiotics prescribed, no pill left behind. Even if they appear to be feeling better. And consider giving your kid probiotics to help with diarrhea and other complications. But as with anything, your first step is to talk with your pediatrician.

Chill With The Pill

Nearly a quarter of all the drugs prescribed to children are antibiotics. An estimated 30 percent of those prescriptions were likely unnecessary. Much like giving Gary Busey lysergic acid diethylamide is unnecessary.

The reason this should freak you out is because unnecessary antibiotics can cause your kid’s bacteria to develop drug resistance. Sadly, bacteria don’t just stay in one place. They get out into the world, multiply and become superbugs. None of which are as charming as tiny Paul Rudd.

And it doesn’t just happen with kids. The bulk of society has been gleefully misusing antibiotics for decades, inching us closer and closer to a post-antibiotic world where people will die of stuff only our great grandparents used to die of. No, not “an assload of bear attacks.” More like gonorrhea.


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However, with a good head on your shoulders (and some patience) your kid will kick that cold or flu in no time. And if you wait it out before asking for antibiotics, you just might be doing your part to save your grandchildren. You can lord it over them until the day you die. Hopefully, not from gonorrhea.

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