The Best and Funniest Dad Tweets of the Week

The wonderful and weird musings of dads on Twitter this week.

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Being a dad has one of two outcomes on your creativity: it either kills it completely or forces every ounce of originality you ever had into pithy observations and sly comebacks. Some of us keep these asides to ourselves, others test them out on our partners. But the bravest among us hit up Twitter.

Twitter is a social media platform that may seem to be primarily made up of confusing memes and wild youths, but there are a lot of cool parents on there, too. Or at least we think we’re cool. Dads use Twitter to share the funny, silly, frustrating, and truthful events that happen in their lives. Some of them are famous. Some of them are Twitter-famous. Some of them are both. All of them are funnier than any of us.

And whether you are a brand new dad or a seasoned veteran in the parenting game, it always helps to laugh along with these hilarious dudes who are going through the same wonderful madness that comes with trying to raise a tiny human being. With that in mind, here a few of the best and funniest dad tweets from this week, including a brutally honest assessment of how much parents rely on coffee, the weird way kids try to get their letters to Santa, and why you may want to consider a llama for your next family pet. Get into it.

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

Don’t Have a Cow

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Yo Llama

Snack Attack

Coffee Is For Criers

Smell You Later

Dear Santa

Have You Heard the Remix

Forget About It

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