Give us a little more information and we'll give you a lot more relevant content
Your child's birthday or due date
Girl Boy Other Not Sure
Add A Child
Remove A Child
I don't have kids
Thanks For Subscribing!
Oops! Something went wrong. Please contact support@fatherly.com.

23 Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

Ho ho ho will become ha ha ha faster than you can say "mistletoe." Here are some real serious Christmas groaners for kids

To say this list of Christmas jokes for kids contained a bunch of groaners wouldn’t really do it justice. Unlike Halloween, Christmas isn’t an inherently goofy holiday, meaning, finding the best Christmas jokes leads you mostly to Christmas puns, or sometimes, jokes that just happen to involve things that are cold. But still. As dads who need to hold-up our end of the bargain and tell bad “dad jokes,” we need to have a stash of corny Christmas jokes for kids at the ready.

So, with that in mind, here are 23, extremely corny, pun-tastic Christmas jokes for kids. These are the best Christmas jokes we could either find or invent. If at least one child laughs at these jokes, then, you know, our work is done. Plus, it turns out you can tell Christmas jokes all year round. Okay! Onto the ho, ho, hos!

Q. Why was the Christmas flag so cold?

A. Because it was on the North Pole

Q. What is the wettest kind of animal in Santa’s workshop?

A. Rain-deer

Fatherly IQ
  1. How often do you yell at your children?
    Never
    Sometimes
    Often
Thanks for the feedback!
Oops! Something went wrong. Please contact support@fatherly.com.

Q. What did Santa say to the 6-foot-tall-elf?

A. I must be dreaming.

Q. What did Rudolph say about the big book of noses?

A. I already red that one.

Q. How many presents can Santa fit in his sack for bad children?

A. Zero!

Q. What do Christmas trees want from Christmas?

A. Halloween pumpkins

Q. What did Santa Clause say to when he crashed his sleigh?

A. Well, now I’m really Scrooged.

Q. What do elves do after school?

A. Their gnome work.

Q. What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?

A. A sad candy cane!

Q. What do you call an elf who steals presents from the rich and gives it to the poor?

A. Ribbon Hood!

Q. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

A. “Can you smell carrots?”

Q. What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

A. The letter “Y”!

Q. What do angry mice send to each other in December?

A. Cross mouse cards!

Q. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

A. The Christmas alphabet has “no EL”!

Q. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

A. Horn-aments.

Q. What kind of Christmas carols do you sing to fruit?

A. “Have Yourself a Berry Little Christmas”

Q. What do you call a reindeer who is mean all the time?

A. Rude-olph.

Q. What is the best Christmas song to sing to your pet rock?

A. “Rocking Around the Christmas Tree”

Q. What’s the best Christmas present?

A. A broken drum – you just can’t beat it.

Q. What do snowmen like to do at the weekend?

A. Just chill out.

Q. What should you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

A. Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Q. Which body part do you only see at Christmas?

A. The Mistle-toe.

Q. What did Santa say when a reindeer snuck up on him and stuck a tooth in his arm?

A. Oh, silent bite!