When it’s cold and snowy outside and everyone’s cooped up inside, a few winter jokes for kids might just keep everyone sane. With opportunities to leave the house even more limited by quarantine, boredom and tension are easy to come by. Luckily, it doesn’t take much to make a stir-crazy kid laugh. And by the time you’ve heard the “it’s so cold” refrain for the 100th time, a few snowy winter jokes can help you see the bright side, sun not included. These top snow jokes, knock-knock jokes, chilly puns and more, will get them (and therefore you) every time.
What is the best kind of breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
“Have an ice day!”
Where do snowmen put their money?
How do you scare a snowman?
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?
Because she liked cool music
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
What do you have in December that you can’t have in any other month?
The letter D
What do snowmen call their offspring?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
How do mountains stay warm?
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
Ice Krispy treats
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
What do you call a snowman in August?
What did the snowman say to his customer?
Have an ice day
How do snowmen greet one another?
They say “Ice to meet you”