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The 21 Funniest, Snowiest Winter Jokes for Kids and Chill Adults

The only cure for winter cabin fever? Snow jokes for kids who need a laugh.

During the winter, there are simply no jokes like snow jokes. After all, when it’s cold and snowy outside and the family is trapped inside, a robust roster of winter jokes for kids is a must-have to keep everyone from going crazy with cabin fever. Quarantine turns up the pressure on parents, making snow jokes for kids all the more vital to surviving the cold season. A dad joke or two can help everyone make it through the day, and a few winter jokes can help kids look on the bright side no matter how little sunlight there actually is. These top snow jokes and winter jokes for kids will get your children to laugh (and help you relax) no matter how cold it gets.

What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.

What did the icy road say to the car?
Want to go for a spin?

What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.

What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!

Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?
She liked playing cool jazz.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you!

How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.

What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.

What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
Ice Krispies treats.

What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.

Where do snowmen put their money?
Snowbanks.

What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!

Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.

What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Iced tea.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
“Have an ice day!”

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.

Why did the girl keep her saxophone out in the snow?
She wanted to play cool jazz.

What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
‘Scold outside!