So, you got a dog. First of all: Congratulations! You made the right choice. The fish was never going to cut it. So now that your puppy is in your new home, you, your partner, and your kids will probably have to have the one, big, long conversation: “What do we name them?” Then comes the discussion. Max, Scout, and Bella are all too common. Steven and Mark are too human and weird. Lord Flufferton is funny but too long, and you might end up calling him Lord, which is an uncomfortably formal name for a dog. There’s a lot to consider.
And there are probably more considerations than you might have first thought, too. For instance, did you know that names with vowels are far better? Or that it’s best to avoid those with too many syllables? That’s why we chatted with Nicole Ellis, a certified dog trainer and a member of Rover.com’s Dog People Panel, for some dog-naming advice. Read on to make sure your new pooch’s name is on point.
1. Choose a Name That Ends With a Vowel.
Names with vowels change tone when you call for your dog. This matters, because dogs distinguish frequency ranges at a much higher level than we do. “With a vowel name, it’s really easy to get their attention,” says Ellis, who named her dog Rossi. Of course, Buddy, Ziggy, Josie, and Taco all work, too.
2. Stick With Two Syllables
Long names, per Ellis, should be avoided. “With those, you usually just end up shortening it, anyway,” she says. So what’s the sweet spot? Two syllable names. A good way to test the name is, per Ellis, to just repeat it a bunch of times. “If you’re comfortable saying it over, and over, and over, that’s the name,” says Ellis. I’ve seen people call their dog Puppuccino, which is cute, but after five times they don’t want to be saying that anymore.”
3. Avoid Names With Negative Connotations
You might think it’s funny to give your adorable Corg the ironic title of “Cujo”, but it’s a bad idea. “Not everyone is going to want to pet a dog named Cujo, or dog-sit a dog named Cujo,” Ellis says.
4. Don’t Pick One That Might Get Confused With Commands
Consider the commands you’ll be giving your dog frequently. Does its name sound too similar? Unless you want a lot of headaches later, pick a different name. Bo could be mistaken for ‘No.’ And Ray could be mistaken for ‘Stay.’ says Ellis.“Those are behaviors that I ask for a lot in the dogs I train, and I don’t want them to think I’m yelling ‘No’ at them when I just want them to come over and pay attention to me.”
5. Choose A Name That’s Unlike Your Other Pets
“Make sure that your pet names are dissimilar if you have more than one dog,” says Ellis. “They shouldn’t be so close to one another that the dogs can be totally confused.” In other words, Bert and Bluebell are totally fine, but Spot and Scott are not.
6. Perform The “Nickname Test.”
Should you get a dog, you will give it nickname. Ziggy quickly morphs into Ziggymans, Zig, Zigster, Mr. Zig, and 1,000 more permutations. So, if you choose a name — especially a longer one — try to come up with a ton of nicknames to see if there are nicknames that are easy to say, sound like their full names, and are cute. Otherwise, per Ellis, you’ll risk confusing your dog.
7. Think Of Your Dog’s Personality.
Miniature poodles can be named ‘Tater Tot’ (reasoning: the texture of their fur!) and bulldogs ‘Butterball’ (reasoning: duh) But beyond looks, personality is a huge indicator of what you might want to name your dog. For example, Ellis named her dog Rossi, after the motorcycle racer Valentino Rossi. “My dog is crazy, and runs around like a maniac, super fast all day. So that fits him.”
8. Choose a Name And Stick With It
If you’re adopting a dog from a shelter, they already have a name that you’ll probably want to change. But there are limits. Once you pick a name, you shouldn’t waffle. “Within the first two months, you should have a name for them. One or two changes won’t be the end of the world, but you have to positively reinforce it as soon as you have a new one.”