New Dog Collar Will Drop F-Bombs When Your Dog Barks

Go bark yourself.

Originally Published: 
Cuss Collar
Credit: Cuss Collar

I’m sure we’ve all had a moment where we wanted to know what our dog was thinking. It would be fantastic if we could have real conversations with them, learn their frustrations, and just have someone other than our kids to talk to. We would hope our little pup was happy, but there’s a new dog collar you could try with your dog that will give you a glimpse into what it would be like to hear our dog. Cuss Collar drops f-bombs when your dog barks, and it’s hilariously funny and so wrong if you have kids.

The Cuss Collar is a real dog collar that will play a swear word every time your dog barks. There are pre-recorded words, including the obvious f-bomb, sh*t, and others that are equally as funny. The company is very clear to say that this product is just for fun – for us humans – and is not a “shock/ vibration/ training collar and is not intended for anti-bark training use.”

How to Buy a Cuss Collar

The collar costs $60 which sounds worth it for hours of entertainment—as long as your kids aren’t in the room or you don’t care if they hear your dog swear. They’re not available in stores or Amazon, but the company sells them on their website. The collar uses 2 AAA batteries, and you fasten it around your dog’s neck like any other collar. The collar itself is made of a “100% Patent Leather Steel buckle,” so it’s classy while it’s swearing like a sailor.

Currently, the Cuss Collar is sold out, but if you’re in need of this in your life, there is a way for you to sign up to be notified when they’re back in stock.

Now as much fun as this product is, I can see it getting annoying really fast. Good for the first-time giggle of 20 minutes max likely. But, if you’re looking for a gift idea for your friend or family member who is obsessed with their dog, I can see this really working. Leave them with the giggles and the noisy collar.

This article was originally published on