25 SFW Sex GIFs You Shouldn’t Use To Explain The Birds And The Bees
You put the who in the what now?
A not-so-wise man once asked on Reddit, “If you could sum up your first sexual experience in a SFW GIF, what would it be?” Okay, a lot of people posted this question over the past 2 years and the rest has been hilarious history. They might be good for a laugh, but they’re also a terrifying reminder that the Internet is going to try to teach Junior what sex is one day, and it’s up to you to stop it.
Much like losing your virginity, your first attempt at the birds and the bees might be awkward, uncomfortable and end prematurely. But in the throes of an awkward sex talk panic, avoid using the following visual aids. Rather, squirrel them away until the talk is over and then go through them with your spouse, because they’re comedy gold.
1. There Will Be Build Up
2. You Can Use Your Hands
3. Female Orgasms Are Hard To Find
4. The Human Body Is An Instrument
5. Timing Is Everything
6. There Will Be Technical Difficulties
7. Less Is More
8. Cats Are Involved In A Lot Of Euphemisms
9. The Word Rail Is Just Rude
11. Make Eye Contact, But Not Too Much
12. Watch The Booze
13. Try Not To Look Bored
14. Don’t Close Your Eyes The Entire Time
15. Clean Up After Yourself
16. Reassure Your Partner
17. Look Around First
18. But Don’t Give Up
19. Find Someone Who’s Similarly Inexperienced
20. It’s OK To Ask Questions
21. Stay Hydrated
22. It’s All About Trial And Error
23. Have An Exit Strategy
24. Expect The Unexpected
25. Always Bring Protection
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