Men with small hands and men with big hands have one thing in common — their man hands give away a lot of information about their virility, athletic ability, cancer risk, how they treat women, and of course, if they have a small penis or a huge one. However, men can’t curse their hands entirely for betraying these secrets because their fingers may actually be to blame. In fact, the length of a man’s index finger compared his ring finger tells scientists how much testosterone he may have been exposed to in utero, which influences many health, behavioral, and anatomical outcomes throughout his life.
Whether you have small hands or big hands, these two fingers say a lot more about you than you like to give the peace sign.
Fingers Show How Athletic Your Man Hands Really Are
Men with longer ring fingers have better hand strength, regardless of their age and body size, a team of father-son researchers found. Several studies echo the sentiment that longer ring fingers are linked with superior athleticism and overall strength. Shorter ring fingers are best for watching sports. And that’s probably why foam hands at sports stadiums highlight the pointer finger instead.
Longer Ring Fingers Mean More Sex and More Fertility
The same suggests that longer ring fingers may be linked to fertility, a contention backed by preliminary research. Other studies indicate that men with longer ring fingers are four times more likely to partner with women who display outward signs of fertility, such as larger breasts and hips as well as smaller waists. Meanwhile, both men and women who have longer ring fingers may be predisposed to having multiple sex partners, Oxford University research suggests.
Fingers Might Have to Do With Being Good-Looking
Men with long ring fingers may be more prone to promiscuity because they’re too damn attractive, other studies show. It’s no excuse, but when researchers had 49 women assess the attractiveness of 49 men, they found that men with longer ring fingers ranked higher than their peers.
Finger Length Predicts How You’ll Treat Women
Men with longer ring fingers are more likely to smile, laugh, compromise, compliment, and listen attentively to women, according to one study. And the longer their ring fingers were, the kinder and more attentive they seemed to become. Men with longer index fingers, however, argued a lot with the women in their lives. Perhaps that’s why we don’t put wedding bands on our index fingers…
They Have Something to Do With Your Cancer Risk
It may seem like guys with long ring fingers have all the fun, but there’s evidence that they’re also predisposed to prostate cancer. Men with long index digits have a comparatively lower cancer risk. But don’t believe anyone who says that the size of your hand in relation to the size of your face has anything to do with cancer. That’s a prankster who wants you to hit yourself.
And Yes, Your Fingers Say Something About Your Penis
The length of men’s fingers can predict how they treat women, approach sex, and perform at sports, but is the old wives’ tale about the man downstairs true, according to science? You’re damn right it is. One study, published in the Asian Journal of Andrology, revealed that men with longer ring fingers had longer penises to match (no word on girth). After considering the age, weight, height, digit ratio, individual finger length, and body mass index (BMI) of 144 men, they found that height and the gap between index and ring fingers were the other factors that made a difference.
“Based on this evidence we suggest that the digit ratio can predict adult penile size,” study authors write. So if you’re not sure exactly what you’re working with, it’s really all in your hands.