Scientists believe that the possibility of a man possessing big calves is largely determined by genetics, but that hasn’t stopped men from doubling down on leg day and frantically googling “how to get bigger calves.” Calf implants are an increasingly common solution for insecure guys prepping for shorts season. And panic about calf size goes way back. Though it’s come and gone, the big calf craze dates back to the American Colonial period, when the founding fathers were comically obsessed with getting big calves, which were constantly on display thanks to their short pants. Though the modern-day heirs of their anxiety (Tiger Woods allegedly has extreme hang-ups about his skinny calves) can rest assured that calf size isn’t a matter of life or death, calf muscles can serve as an indicator of other health markers. Health experts know a lot more about calves than they did 250 years ago, and most of the news isn’t great for the chicken-legged.
As it turns out, the decision to skip leg day and remain small calved might be, if not fatal, poorly considered.
Big Calves Mean Lower Stroke Risk
The bigger the calves, the smaller the stroke risk, a study of 6,265 people found. Regardless of age, gender, body mass index, and other vascular risk factors, those with bigger calves had fewer fatty deposits known as plaques built up in their arteries, lowering their risk for stenosis, carotid artery disease, and strokes. Researchers suspect that this may be because big calves give the body another place to store fat that could cause problems hanging out in the bloodstream. It’s not just muscle back there.
Small Calves Mean a Higher Resting Heart Rate
According to a study with a control group of 19 elderly women, the smaller a person’s calves are, the higher their resting heart rates might be. In general, high resting heart rates, or anything above 100 beats per minute, have been linked to an increased risk of death regardless of physical fitness. Long-distance runners and other athletes typically have lower resting heart rates, so it makes some sense that they would have bulkier calves. However, if resting heart rates get too low, it can cause people to faint. Then even the sturdiest legs can’t keep you from falling.
Big Calves Are Correlated With Liver Problems
Bulky calves may lower some health risks, but they could act as a trojan horse for nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, or excessive liver lipid accumulation in people that’s not a result of alcohol abuse. Since calves act as a proxy for fat deposits, scientists found that larger calf muscle circumferences were linked with more lipid build-up and that calves could be used to screen for this liver condition. Ultimately, big calves are fickle beasts but at least people with skinny calves have one thing going for them.
Calves Are Correlated With Overall Musculature
The size of one’s calf muscles is an indicator of muscle mass throughout the entire body, as well as adequate nutrition, research shows. Again, the larger the calf circumference, the more appendicular muscle and skeletal muscle people had, another study found. Strong calves might help with standing but unless they’re implants they don’t stand alone and are symptoms of a generally buffer body.
Big Calves Deflate Over Time
Skeletal muscles wear down with age and calves are no exception, studies suggest. The process, known as sarcopenia, can start as early as age 40 and pick up from there, but issues are more common among seniors. Most studies on calf circumference have the same caveat in common — they focus on the elderly populations, perhaps because they experience the most shrinkage. But it’s important for dads to pay attention to their calves early on because exercise can help offset age-related muscle loss and the health problems that follow it. And if they look better in cargo shorts while doing it, so be it.
Calf Muscle Check List
- Workout early and often: Exercise can help offset age-related muscle loss and the health
- Don’t go crazy. Strong calves are great, but really big calves are a mixed bag.
- It’s not actually about the calves. Calves correlate to heart health, risk of stroke, and overall musculature.
- Genetics plays a part in the size of ones calves.