When it’s colder than an occult member’s areola (or chillier than the gluteus maximus of a guy who augurs holes) it is high time to crank up your radiator. But a hot radiator, like your rapier wit, can really burn. So this winter, get caught up on all the ways to protect your kid with these childproofing ideas.
According to the most recent data from the Center For Disease Control (CDC), burns made up 2 percent of all nonfatal childhood injuries that require emergency department care. Of the 2 percent who saw an emergency doc due to scalding, contact burns, fire, etc., the majority were kids between 1 and 4 years of age. So basically the age of not knowing any better. It’s one of the best reasons to hide your radiator.
Much like fireplaces, there is really only one way to make sure your kid doesn’t get burned by your radiator. The key is to not let them get near enough to touch it. With that in mind, there are many ways to create a barrier between your kid’s grubby fingers and the freakishly hot metal accordion skulking in your living room.
Happily, creating a radiator refuge can range wildly in price and aesthetic merit. Just know that the prettier you want it, the more money or effort it will require. Below are some fine options from cheap and easy to hard and expensive.
Cheapest, Easiest, Ugliest: Pet Playpen
One of the more brilliant suggestions from a reader of Apartment Therapy, is to treat your kid like an animal. No, not by tying them up in a corner far away from the radiator, but by purchasing a barrier made for pets. Most pet supply joints will sell modular exercise pens that come in a series of joined sections. They vary in height and length, but are generally inexpensive and can be easily modified to create space between your pupp … uh, kid … And the hot, hot heat. Just make sure you secure it to the wall at the ends so your kid can’t pull it over.
Cheap, Easy, Less Ugly: Freestanding Fireplace Screen
You can easily score a fireplace screen online or in antique stores. The prices here will vary, but will be generally affordable compared to other options. The bonus for theses screens is that they can be downright beautiful to look at. Caution here is key again. Make sure a kid can’t pull the screen over. That’s a serious concern when considering iron is the material of choice for most fireplace screens.
Affordable, Harder, Attractive: DIY Cover or Ikea Hack
If you’ve got mad drill skillz, you can whip yourself up a custom radiator cover to keep your kid out. The upside is that the cover will be as pretty as you’re capable of making it (or your partner demands, honestly). The downside is that it will take some time to put together and will likely cause some loss of heating efficiency.
Your cost will be completely dependent on the materials you choose. Good old MDF will be cheap. Ethically-sourced, salvaged, exotic Ecuadorian hardwoods, not so much.
Expensive, Easy, Good Looking: Pre-made Radiator Covers
You can pick up a pre-made, or even custom built radiator cover if you’re feeling particularly flush with cash (or super lazy). Pre-made covers can run well above $150, but at least you’ll get it done and will be from worrying about kid-burns. If you’re going custom, it can get even pricier with measuring, design and install. But the nice thing is it will look like it absolutely belongs, and not like a shop class went on a bender in your family room.
A Note On Heat Pipes
Sometimes radiator are accompanied by “charming” exposed steam pipes running through your home or apartment. There are methods for dealing with this as well. Among the best ideas are splitting a length of bamboo and giving the pipe an Asian flair, or wrapping it in a decorative rope from top to bottom.
In the end, one of the best ways to keep your kid safe, is too teach them about stuff that can burn them. And, you know, keep an eye on them. Finally, if your kid does get a burn, make sure you have a first aid kit ready to roll.
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