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10 Perfect Ted Lasso Quotes To Celebrate Jason Sudeikis' 47th Birthday

Sudeikis is more than Ted Lasso. But the wit and wisdom of his greatest creation are still what the world needs right now. To celebrate Jason Sudeikis turning 47, here are ten perfect Lasso-isms.

LOS ANGELES, CA - September 12, 2022 -  Jason Sudeikis won an Emmy at the 74th Primetime Emmy Awards...
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"We're gonna call this drill 'The Exorcist'... 'cause it's all about controlling possession."

Ted tends to drop a lot of pop-culture references when coaching the boys on AFC Richmond, and this is one of the few anyone around him might actually understand.

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“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? It’s got a 10-second memory.”

A typical Ted bit of advice: short, sweet, warm, humorous, and... on the mark.

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