The Best Father’s Day Jokes and Puns for 2021

All dads want the same thing for Father's Day — for you to laugh really hard at their bad jokes.

Jan 15 2021, 4:09 PM

Not all dads are the same, never have been. But as society departs from outdated gendered stereotypes, we’ve also started to loosen the bind of the old what-dads-like paradigm. Gone are the days when we can assume that all dads wear suits and ties, love to grill, and only want to play golf on their days off. But one stereotype proves timelessly true: dads thinking they’re funnier than they are. We’re here to help, with some of the funniest Father’s Day jokes and puns, which every dad (or fan of corny humor) can add to their private reserve.

While on most days a bad dad joke induces an eye-roll or complete silence, Father’s Day is the one day of the year when dads get a free pass for every bad joke or pun they loose upon the world. So, in honor of every father’s defiantly corny sense of humor that others love to hate, here are the funniest Father’s Day jokes and puns for 2021.

Father’s Day Puns for the Foodies

“If the world had S’more dads like you, it would be sweet.”

“I donut know what I’d do without you.”

“I love you from my head tomatoes.”

“Let’s taco ’bout how much you rock.”

“You’re nacho average Dad!”

“Dad, you’re a really fungi.”

“I love you, just in queso you didn’t know.”

“It sounds cheesy, but you’re the grate-est.”

“Our family would be muffin without you.”

“As a grill master and dad, you’re a rare find.”

Q: “What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?”
A: “Where’s Popcorn?”

Father’s Day Puns for the Connoisseurs

“I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.”

“I could never wine about you, Dad.”

“Have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.”

“Hey, Dad — it’s cool that you’re Old Fashioned.

Father’s Day Puns for the Animal Lovers

“I’m not lion — you’re the best.”

“You’re oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever.”

“I’m a lucky duck that you’re my dad.”

“You meet all of the koala-fications.”

Father’s Day Puns for the Cornballs

“Thanks for always driving me, Dad… driving me crazy.

“I shore do love you dad. It’s Father’s Day… so let’s shellabrate!

“You’re a fan-stache-tic dad!”

“I wanted to give you a comb for Father’s Day, but we could never part.

“Like a whiteboard, you’re remarkable.

“I hope you don’t sca-dad-dle anytime soon!”

“Dad puns — that’s how eye roll.

Q: “Why do dads who golf always take an extra pair of socks?”
A: “In case they get a hole in one!”

Father’s Day Jokes for Dads That Can, Well, Take a Joke

“There’s a big difference between bad jokes and dad jokes. And that difference is the first letter.

“I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’ ”

“My son wants 50 percent of my Father’s Day gifts. He says if it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t even be a father.

“You can tell it’s almost Father’s Day. The kids suddenly want to stop at all the garage sales.

“Happy Father’s Day to a dad that was smart enough to teach his kid to mow the lawn so he wouldn’t have to.”

“When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline is a parent.”

Happy Father’s Day Dad. May your day be better than your jokes.

Happy Father’s Day. Without me, it would be just another day for you. You’re welcome.