April Fools’ Day can sucks for adults, if only because it’s such a childish holiday. Luckily, if you’re reading this publication, you probably are very acquainted with at least one member of your family with a chronological right to be childish. You might as well embrace the ridiculous tradition and pull together a few April fools pranks to delight your kids. Just remember that you’re the adult in the room, and pulling pranks that will seriously scare or upset your child isn’t cool. Your child relies on you for just about everything, and you need to maintain their trust. To get in the spirit of April Fools’ Day without the trauma, we’ve put together a list of kid-friendly April Fools’ Day pranks you can play on your kids. These are quick, fun, and easy to pull off. Best of all, there are no permanent emotional scars.
- The Mayonnaise Sundae
Self-explanatory. Reward your kids with an unforgettable dessert. Don’t forget the chocolate sauce and cherries!
- Late for school!
When your kids go to sleep, set the clocks in your house an hour ahead. Rush them out the door in the morning like normal, but instead of going straight to school, you’ll have time to stop for breakfast!
Tell your kids you baked them a pan of brownies. But when you remove the foil, the pan will be literally filled with “E”’s you have cut from brown construction paper or cardboard. Whether or not you have a real pan of brownies on standby is up to you.
- Frozen Cereal
When your kids go to sleep, pour a bowl of their favorite cereal, add the milk and then stick it in the freezer. Have it waiting on the table when they come down for breakfast and let the confusion ensue!
- Black Bean Cookies
Make “chocolate chip cookies” out of mashed potatoes and black beans. Even you’ll be surprised by the striking resemblance.
- The Eye-Pad
Tell your kid you bought them an iPad, but really, just buy them an eye-pad from the pharmacy.
- Cereal Switch-a-roo
Switch the bags inside two boxes of cereal (preferably the one they want with a healthy high fiber option).
- Bad Hair Day
Pick up your kids from school wearing an outrageous wig. This could also be a good way to mortify your SO on an April Fools date night.
- Plant “doughnut seeds”
Take your toddler out to the yard in the morning and plant a handful of cheerios. They’ll be shocked when those seeds have grown into a dozen doughnuts by the afternoon.
- Sound the alarm!
Hide battery-powered alarm clocks throughout your child’s bedroom. Set them to go off at random times throughout the day.
- Hidden kitty
Hide a walkie-talkie in your kid’s closet, under their bed, or in the vent. Then meow into it at various intervals. Watch and laugh as they search furiously for their new pet!
- Penny for your thoughts
Start placing pennies in places where your child will find them. Then start placing more and more pennies. Then more and more! What a lucky day!
- The walls have eyes
April Fools Day prank lite. Put googly eyes on EVERYTHING.
- Big Kid Undies
Replace your kid’s underwear with a drawer full of your own.
- Rainbow Teeth
Squirt a few drops of food coloring into your kid’s tube of toothpaste. Listen to them panic when their teeth turn a ghastly (though temporary) shade of blue!
- Brussel Sprouts for Breakfast
Simple yet effective. Serve your kid a huge plate of their least favorite cruciferous vegetable for breakfast.
Stuff the inside of your kids’ shoes with toilet paper. They will wonder how their feet got so big overnight!
- They Say it’s Your Birthday!
As soon as your kid wakes up in the morning, act like it’s their birthday. Put up a banner, balloons, a muffin with a candle in it. Prominently display a generous pile of colorfully wrapped empty boxes. When it comes time to sing, replace “Birthday” with “April Fools Day”.
- Little Kid Lunch
Pack your school-aged children’s lunch with baby food and sippy cups.
- Cupcakes for Dinner
Coolest Dad ever? Not so fast. Bake mini meatloaves in muffin cups, then “frost” them with mashed potatoes. Revel in the disappointment.
- Magic Cereal
Place a few drops of food coloring in the bottom of your children’s cereal bowls, then add their favorite cereal. They pour the milk, watch their jaws drop when it somehow turns a crazy color.
22. Screen Time No More
Cover the TV remote sensor with a piece of tape, and watch confusion ensue.
23. Sunny Side Up
Replace your kid’s morning eggs with a swirl of vanilla yogurt topped with a halved peach. It’s realistic looking and delicious. If you want to go crazy, add a side of hashbrowns made from shredded apple.