Someone Ranked Every Insane Black Friday Toy Craze

In case you wanted to relive that time you took on an angry mob for ... a Furby, was it?

by Jillian Rose Lim
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You’re probably not going to subject yourself to the Black Friday riots this year, because you’re sane and understand that companies using financial incentives to inflame the darkest elements of human consumerism is a sign of the apocalypse — but that doesn’t mean you don’t want to experience it vicariously!

The full list is a GIF-tastic trip down memory lane that will definitely scratch whatever itch might pop up over the next 36 hours, which ensures that you won’t have a temporary lapse in judgement and find yourself on the wrong end of a mob that’s searching for Turboman.

: Fusion

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