For The Last Time: A Father Cannot ‘Babysit’ His Own Kids

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A video came across my Facebook newsfeed the other day that elicited a chuckle. Someone had attached wheels to their baby’s bumbo chair (if you don’t know what that is, look it up), then hitched it to the back of a remote control truck. The dad was controlling the truck, towing the baby around the driveway, who was laughing hysterically (the baby, not the driveway).

Anytime you have a cute baby laughing it makes for a worthy minute and half watch on YouTube. My only problem (besides the obvious safety concerns) was the video’s title — “What happens when Dad babysits.”

Do a Google search for that phrase and you’ll discover all kinds of humorous videos and images of what “silly old dad” does when left alone with the kids — the baby’s drinking beer, the baby’s napping in a tackle box, the baby’s duct-taped to the wall, etc.

Okay, these are meant to be funny. I get it. But they play into an unfortunate stereotype of the modern-day dad. Leaving aside the implication that dad is too incompetent to be left alone with the kids, the main problem with all these “What happens when Dad babysits” gags is that Dad is not the babysitter.

Dads who are reading this, please pay attention. You can never babysit your own kids. They are your kids. You can parent them. You can raise them. You can care for them. But you cannot babysit them.

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A babysitter, by definition, is one who “sits in” for the primary care-giver(s). Both father and mother are primary care givers. To call dad a babysitter demotes him from being the co-equal partner in raising his children and places him on the same level as the 16-year-old next door who charges $10 an hour. It suggests that dad’s responsibility for his children only kicks in when mom is not around.