The Best Beard Trimmers and Razors Determined By Heavily Bearded Men

There's even a bread trimmer with a built-in vacuum.

Photo: Mark Forscher

My dad wore a beard for the entirety of my childhood. It was the ’70s/’80s, and it was fashionable, and I’m not sure I have a single memory of him without one. I, on the other hand, can’t grow respectable facial hair. I’ve been trying for 25 years, and the best I’ve pulled off is long sideburns and a patchy Fu Manchu. So when tasked with a story about the best beard trimmers and beard razors, naturally, I reached out to friends more qualified than myself — friends with actual beards. (My dad, by the way, has long shaved his off and has yet to embrace the lumbersexual aesthetic in retirement.)

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When it comes to beard trimmers, there are a couple of key features to look for: namely, battery life, blade quality, and the number of cut settings. Batteries can range from a single AA that works until it dies to a high-end, rechargeable lithium-ion battery that can quick-charge in one minute or run for up to five hours. Beard razor blades, meanwhile, can run from either self-sharpening to disposable, the latter of which are designed to last a few months. And finally, depending on how long or short you intend to keep your whiskers, most beard trimmers come with anywhere from three to 18 guided combs.

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In addition, many beard razors are wet/dry so you can shave in front of the mirror or in the shower. And some more expensive beard trimmer models even have special functions like internal vacuums that suck up clippings before they have a chance to rain down on the bathroom sink and start an argument with your partner. A small price to pay, one might argue. Keeping all that in mind, which beard trimmers and beard razors are the best? Again, that’s why we asked our bearded experts. Here are the five they recommended and why.

Philips Norelco BeardTrimmer 7300

Philips Norelco BeardTrimmer 7300 -- beard trimmers and razors
This teched-out beard trimmer has 18 secured length settings (from 1mm up to 18mm), including a just-the-right- amount-of-sexy .5mm stubble setting. An LED screen displays your selected setting and battery life brightly. But the best part of this beard trimmer is the internal vacuum that sucks up all the clippings as you shave ⏤ so nobody can get pissed about all those tiny hairs carpeting the sink. It’s on you to get the stored clippings in the wastebasket, though.

What a Beard Expert Said: “I’ve used this for years and it has never failed me. And the vacuum keeps the tiny hairs from hitting our sink, which keeps my wife happy. Also, the adjustable guard works really well for a consistent trim when I want to keep my beard longish.” ⏤Patrick, 42

Buy Now $360

Remington Beard Boss Stubble and Detail Kit

Remington Stubble and Detail Kit MB4900 -- beard trimmers and razors
In addition to helping facilitate miraculous holiday makeovers (keep reading), this classic beard clipper set rocks self-sharpening blades, five fixed combs for different length beards, and a 100 percent waterproof body for shower beard shaving. Its internal lithium battery runs five hours on a single charge and can be re-juiced for one full trim in just five minutes.

What a Beard Expert Said: “This has power and precision, baby! And it’s idiot-proof. At least enough that I was recently able to trim my beard to a neat stubble after a year of growth on a somewhat sleep-deprived, middle-of-the-night whim. It took my wife a minute to figure out what the hell was going on when she woke up the next morning. Best Christmas ever!” ⏤Steve, 33

Buy Now $50

Philips Norelco OneBlade Wet/Dry Electric Trimmer

Philips Norelco OneBlade Wet/Dry Electric Trimmer -- beard trimmers and razors
Designed exclusively “for men who wear stubble, beards, or facial hair styles,” the OneBlade doesn’t come with all the extra hair-cutting accouterment. Instead, you get lightweight waterproof beard shaver with a replaceable, contour-following blade designed to last up to four months, or two full shaves weekly. There are three click-on combs and the nickel–metal hydride battery gets 45 minutes of trimming on a single charge.

What a Beard Expert Said: “My beard grows quickly, but I keep it short. The OneBlade Wet/Dry gives me what I need in terms of daily upkeep. Plus, it’s great for keeping the edges and neckline clean. And the best part: it’s cheap as far as trimmers go.” ⏤Brandon, 33

Buy Now $35

Wahl 4-in-1 Multi-Groom Rechargeable Trimmer

Wahl 4-in-1 Multi-Groom Rechargeable Trimmer -- beard trimmers and razors
The lithium-ion battery is the big sell with this beard groomer, as it can quick-charge in a minute and charge fully in an hour (some take up to eight hours to recharge) It boasts four self-sharpening blades ⏤ a T-Blade, Dual Shaver, Precision Detailer, and Trimmer ⏤ and 12 cutting lengths thanks to seven guided combs. Also, it comes with a five-year warranty and a handsome zippered carrying case.

What a Beard-Haver Said: “The Wahl is durable as hell. And because it plugs into the wall and doesn’t rely entirely on batteries, it never pulls the damn beard hairs out when it’s low on power.” ⏤Taylor, 27

Buy Now $30

Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler: Trimmer, Shaver, & Edger

Gillette Fusion ProGlider Styler: Trimmer, Shaver, & Edger -- beard trimmers and razors
Like the OneBlade, the Gillette Fusion ProGlide is another in the class of hybrid beard razor-trimmers that use disposable blades ⏤ in this case, any Gillette Fusion cartridge. It’s shower safe, comes with three exchangeable combs (2mm, 4mm, 6mm), and uses a single AA battery. It’s also compact enough to fit in a shave kit.

What a Beard-Haver Said: “The Gillette Fusion has three heads for general trimming — nothing crazy there — but is really useful for shaping my beard, which in my current period of awkward beard growth really helps. It’s also easy to slide around the contours of my oddly shaped face. Plus, it’s cordless and wet/dry so I can use it in the shower and anger my wife by leaving trimmings in the drain.” ⏤ Matt, 33

Buy Now $20

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