There’s only one thing scarier than a high-powered, newfangled Nerf blaster bearing down on you, and it’s — hang on, some weirdo actually weaponized one of these things? Okay, there are two things scarier than a high-powered, newfangled Nerf blaster bearing down on you: that creep, and four of those blasters coming at you on wheels.
The Nerf Battle Racer by Hauck Toys is a 4-wheeled mutant Bigwheel designed to let your kid go mini Mad Max all over the neighborhood. It’s got two blaster storage brackets in the front, two in the rear, extra dart storage between the two front guns and in driver’s seat compartments, 3-point steering, and a handbrake.
Unfortunately, with a weight limit of 110 pounds, this junior combat Jeep cannot contain an overzealous dad. So, if you swiped your kid’s NERF longbow want in on the action, you’re going to have to chase them around the neighborhood the old fashioned way: with one of these.
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