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14 Legitimately Funny Onesies for Babies

Turn your baby into a tiny jokester.

The onesie is more than just a smart outfit. It’s the ironic t-shirt of the infant world, a way for parents to express their sense of humor through their wriggling child. Whether you’re a new dad looking to up your game or want to surprise a buddy with a funny outfit for their new child, there are a lot of onesies out there. Unfortunately, quantity does not necessarily beget quality. The Internet being the Internet, many “funny” onesies are profane, imply men are incompetent caretakers, or rely a bit too heavily on the comedic value of poop.  So, to make the selection process easier for you, we found 14 legitimately funny options that let you take advantage of the comedic potential of your baby’s wardrobe.

World’s Cutest Tax Deduction

If you had a kid to save money then the joke is actually on you.

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Tuxedo Baby

A great way to have the best-dressed kid around while avoiding the dry cleaning bills that come with real tuxes.

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Player 3 Has Entered The Game

A great gift for the video game-loving parents in your life.

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The outfit you get if you want your baby to break into the exciting world of infant Instagram influencers.

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By the time you get the joke, Vanilla Ice will already be stuck in your head.

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Lederhosen is naturally funny, so lederhosen plus baby equals hilarious. Alpine hat sold separately.

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Bill Murray

Everything involving Bill Murray is funny.

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Hug Life

Try this onesie before giving your baby a real Tupac-inspired tattoo.

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“Foodie” is just a nicer way to say “picky eater.”

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Don’t touch me, peasant

Some of the funniest baby clothes work because they impart absurd attitudes to the wearer. This garment, which implies that your baby is a of feudal lord, does that well.

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100% Locally Grown

A  great gift for the Portlandia-loving new parents in your life.

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I Woke Up Like This

Because your kid is flawless (and naps a lot).

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Bawl So Hard

The onesie to get if you’re a bigger Jay and Ye than Bey fan.

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A total nerd joke, you really need twins to pull these off. Here’s hoping the CTRL+V one doesn’t develop some kind of second-best complex.

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