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8 Legitimately Funny Baby Onesies

There's no better way to turn your tiny human into a tiny jokester.

The onesie is more than just a smart outfit. It’s the ironic t-shirt of the infant world, a way for parents to express their sense of humor through their wriggling child who can’t even say “irony” much less understand that their outfit is a vector for it. Whether you’re a new dad looking to up your game or want to surprise a buddy with a funny outfit for their new child, there are a lot of funny baby onesies out there.

Unfortunately, quantity does not necessarily beget quality. The Internet being the Internet, many “funny” onesies are profane, imply men are by definition incompetent caretakers, or lean a bit too heavily on the comedic value of poop.  So to make the selection process easier for you, we found eight actually funny infant onesies that let you take advantage of the comedic potential of your baby’s wardrobe.

8 Legitimately Funny Baby Onesies

The outfit you get if you want your baby to break into the exciting world of infant Instagram influencers.

Lederhosen is naturally funny, so lederhosen plus baby equals hilarious. Alpine hat sold separately.

By the time you get the joke, Vanilla Ice will already be stuck in your head.

A great way to have the best-dressed kid around while avoiding the dry cleaning bills that come with real tuxes.

A great gift for the video game-loving parents in your life.

Try this onesie before giving your baby a real Tupac-inspired tattoo.

Try this onesie before giving your baby a real Tupac-inspired tattoo.

If you had a kid to save money then the joke is actually on you.

A total nerd joke, you really need twins to pull these off. Here's hoping the CTRL+V kid doesn't develop some kind of second-best complex.

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