The Best Last-Minute Men’s Halloween Costumes to Order From Amazon

Channel Thor's merely mortal days by dressing as the Asgardian warrior this Halloween. Everyone loves a god of thunder who scorches the landscape with nothing worse than really bad dad jokes.

Halloween 2020 could use fewer scares and more positivity. Don the coolest costume on the block, while also paying tribute to incredible life and talent of Chadwick Boseman.

Axl Rose called. He wants his bandanna back. But truly, it's an easy way to pay homage to a once-great band. You get a wig, gloves, sunglasses, and bandannas in three colors.

Everyone loves a taco. This costume makes a simple, powerful culinary statement, is garnished with polyester lettuce and felt cheese, and is machine-washable.

You will never go wrong with Star Wars, and we're partial to this very detailed Stormtrooper number. As a foot soldier of the Galactic Empire, you will score all the candy in this galaxy and beyond.

George Bluth had the banana stand. Now, you can go as an actual banana. There are a shockingly high number of banana costumes on Amazon, but we like this one because it's cheap, lightweight, and silly.

If you too feel the need for speed, this Top Gun costume is the one for you. You may not have the movie star charisma, ageless good looks, or box office power of Tom Cruise, but you can do your own stunts (eating a dozen fun-sized Snickers counts as a stunt) in his Top Gun jumpsuit. It also comes with a Goose name badge, if trusted sidekick is more your style.

You love the video game. So here's your chance to go as Luigi, complete with a green hat and green long-sleeved shirt, blue overalls, and even a fake mustache.

So yes, Oktoberfest was cancelled due to COVID. But you can still get your beer on with this Bavarian ensemble. Prost.

Ride an inflatable llama, why don't you? There's even a hidden pocket for the battery pack.

You can always go as yourself. Or a skeletal version of yourself. At least it's comfortable and warm.

Going as one of the most infamous extinct land animals to ever live never gets old. A fan inflates this costume, making you look bigger and fiercer than you actually are, and the clear vinyl vision port in the dino's neck means you'll still be able to keep an eye on the kids while stomping from house to house.

So no, you haven't been working out these past few months. But pretend you're truly buff with this ridiculously awesome costume that's actually a muscle suit.

We're into this scary-silly tree costume, which makes mobility an issue, but will make a statement without terrifying the entire neighborhood. It's a full-body tree costume that comes with attached creepy signs.

Somewhat less fearsome but equally cool is this Frankenstein costume for men. You know you've always wanted to dress up as a monstrous sapient creature. Now's your chance. This costume features a long-sleeve jacket with padded shoulders and attached inset shirt, plus pants with attached black shoe covers and the requisite monster headpiece.

Still want to freak everyone out? Then this demented jester costume is for you. You'll be one hell of a walking nightmare in this costume, and yes, we're on board for it. From the twisted mask to the equally twisted black and red ensemble, you've just basically won the night.

Infinity Stones for everyone! This Thanos costume is truly a Marvel marvel. This on-point Thanos costume features a padded jumpsuit with attached boot-tops, a foam-backed fabric Infinity Gauntlet, and half-mask. Because of course.

As Amazon Prime costumes go, this is the most educational. Go full warrior in this gladiator costume. This elaborate costume comes with a tunic, body armor, belt, cape, shoulder guard, wrist guard, shin guars, headband, armbands, and medallion. It's the perfect way to celebrate the artistic achievements of both Virgil, the 1st century BC Roman poet, and Russell Crowe, the 20th century AD star of Gladiator.

Can you say chimichanga in seven languages? No? Well, at least you can still dress like Deadpool. This Deadpool costume is every bit as dope as the movie, save the decidedly family-unfriendly language.