11 Father’s Day Gifts for the Dad Who’s a Big Kid at Heart

Who wouldn't want a spitball blaster and a throwing axe?

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The joys of fatherhood are many. Seeing your kid’s smiling face when you come home from work. Knowing you’re helping shape a young mind through a complicated world. Getting to play with toys pretty much all the time and never needing an excuse. Yes, some dads might not admit it, but getting a free, no-questions-asked, pass to play is pretty high on this list of dad perks. The only problem: Eventually you get tired of playing with kids toys. There are only so many blocks, Little People, or stuffed animals you can enjoy tea with before subtly suggesting that they should go bring mom a cup as well.

And since young kids take, well literally, years to grow into cool stuff you want to play with, Father’s Day may be your best chance to score something new. Which is why we put together this list of purely fun toys and games. From spitball blasters and video games, to LEGO rockets and throwing axes, these gifts here that dad will love now, and the kids can enjoy later.

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Chippo Golf

Chippo Golf
Marrying two great games dad loves but doesn’t get enough time to play ⏤ golf and cornhole ⏤ Chippo is a soon-to-be backyard sensation. Instead of tossing beanbags, you chip golfballs. Simple as that. Each set comes with two opposing boards covered with artificial turf (each of which is cut with three different sized holes), two heavy chipping mats, and six foam practice golf balls. Whether you yell “Chippos!” when you sink each wedge shot is unclear.

Buy Now $170

Nintendo Switch

Nintendo Switch
The hot-ticket video game system of the year ⏤ and Nintendos first console release since the dubious Wii U ⏤ the hybrid Switch is a home system that you can take on the go; as in, to the bathroom, the garage, the backyard man shed, wherever. Simply pop it out of the console and attach the two controllers, one to each side, and start flicking your joysticks. It’s the best gaming system around and just so happens to have the best game around.

Buy Now $399

Spitball Blasterz

Spitball Blasterz
It’s tough to tell from looking at its paintball splattered shell, but this AR-15 spitball blaster from Paper Shooters is actually a 138-piece cardboard kit that you put together. It comes with an air chamber, trigger system, ejecting shells, and ‘soft splat’ paper ammo — basically everything a spitball marksman would need to unleash wet paper on an unsuspecting child or coworker standing up to 65 feet away.

Buy Now $34

SOG F06-N Fast Hawk Throwing Axe

SOG F06-N Fast Hawk Throwing Axe
In case you missed it, axe throwing is the next big thing. And you’re not climbing to the top of those league standings without the hucking the right ‘hawk. This lightweight 2-inch steel axe from SOG rocks a ballistic polymer handle and is perfect for hurling across the backyard. It can also work as, well, a regular axe and its compact size means it won’t take up much space in your hiking backpack either.

Buy Now $24

Joking Hazard (NSFK) Board Game

Joking Hazard (NSFK) Board Game
Billed as “EXTREMELY” not safe for kids (so best store it the bedroom closet with your, um, other adult things), this card game from the folks behind the webcomic Cyanide & Happiness. The goal is simple: Three or more players use 360 paneled cards to try to complete hilariously offensive comic strips about sex, violence, and probably more sex.

Buy Now $25

LEGO Apollo Saturn V Rocket

LEGO NASA Apollo Saturn V Rocket
Based on the first rocket to put astronauts on the moon, this 1,969-piece Saturn V (a hat tip to the year of the moon landing) stands more than three feet tall and is LEGO’s largest toy to date. Like the real thing, it comes in three sections ⏤ one for each rocket stage of the mission ⏤ and can be displayed either horizontally on the fireplace mantle or standing ready to launch in the middle of the living room.

Buy Now $270

Star Lord GoG Replica Helmet

Star Lord GoG Replica Helmet
For the dad who’s already planning his Halloween costume — or simply wants to embrace his inner space bandit— there’s this super-detailed Guardians of the Galaxy helmet. A replica of the one worn by Chirs Pratt, it’s made-to-order out of hard plastic, has glowing LED eyes, and comes in three sizes so it should fit any sized dome. The only catch is that it comes from Russia, so it may try to hack your brain when you put it on.

Buy Now $300

Analogue NT Mini

Analogue NT Mini Video Game System
The Analogue NT Mini is a straight-up embarrassment of riches for old school gamers. The high-end system is handsomely crafted from a block of aluminum, comes with 30 preinstalled retro games, and can play more than 2,000 other titles thanks to two cartridge slots (one for original NES, one for imported Famicom cartridges from Japan). It sports 8Bitdo’s NES30 wireless controller (with a 20-hour battery life) and, unlike the original NES console, it plugs seamlessly into newer TVs with 1080p HDMI connection.

Buy Now $449

Star Wars Drones

Millennium Falcon Star Wars Battle Drone
If there was ever any doubt you had kids so you can play with toys again — this pretty much clears it up. These officially licensed Star Wars Battle Quad Drones use a “patent-pending reverse propulsion system with invisible blades” so when it makes the jump to lightspeed — or at least goes from 0 to 30 mph in 3 seconds — it actually looks like the Millennium Falcon screaming past the basketball goal. They boast a top speed of around 35 mph, a range of 200 feet, and come in four classic styles: X-Wing Fighter, the Falcon, Darth Vader’s TIE Fighter, and the Scout Trooper speeder bikes from Endor. Coolest part, though, has to be the integrated laser tag. The remote control keeps tabs on shots, hits, and kills so you can fight real aerial battles.

Buy Now $200

DartZone Magnum Blaster

DartZone Magnum Superdrum Blaster
The Magnum is part of NERF-competitor Dart Zone’s Covert Ops series — but there’s nothing subtle or sneaky about the  hulking rifle. It features a massive rotating super-drum that holds 40 darts and even features an adjustable forearm tactical support rest to ensure full control. There are two blasting modes: the one-dart trigger fire for sniping, and the unleash-the-fury “slamfire” ⏤ a pump-action setting that sprays three darts per second across the room. Neither mode requires batteries, which makes the Magnum’s 80-foot range even more impressive.

Buy Now $20

Wilson X Smart Football

Wilson X Smart Football
On the outside, the Wilson X is, by all accounts, a normal football. It comes in regulation NFL or Junior sizes, and still wobbles like a duck when misthrown. The inside of the pigskin, however, is packed with sensors ⏤ an accelerometer and gyrometer that sync via Bluetooth to a smartphone ⏤ that offers an NFL Combine-esque assessment of the thrower.  There are also a bunch of built in games because catch gets old after a while.

Buy Now $150

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