No matter how hilarious you think it would be, you can’t stuff your house’s stockings with coal and capture everyone’s reactions on hidden camera. (But yeah, that’s hilarious.) You also can’t simply fall back on tradition and toss three oranges in there, because to a kid that’s just coal with a fresh coat of paint. Sorry, but you’re on the hook for these holiday gifts that remind your loved ones just how much you’re willing to spend on them the week before Christmas, after you thought you’d finished all your shopping. Don’t worry, that’s pretty much the reason Amazon Prime exists. Check out this guide to holiday stocking stuffers for kids and family, and happy one-clicking!
Amazon Prime Stocking Stuffers For Her
There’s not much you can give the person who carried your child that equals the gift they gave you, but hey, who doesn’t love a steamy, delicious cup of French-pressed coffee? These stocking stuffers are about the creature comforts and niceties that make her life more enjoyable and just a little bit easier. Because you tried to buy your wife a week’s vacation at the spa, but it didn’t fit.
- Bodum Brazil 1-Liter 34-Ounce French Press Coffeemaker Buy Now $20
- Zippo Hand Warmer Buy Now $13
- Tile Phone, Key, And Item Finder Buy Now $25
- Mpow 3 in 1 Clip-On Smartphone Photo Lens Buy Now $13
- Karuna Clarifying Face Mask 4-Pack Buy Now $32
- Rejuvelle Handmade Spa Bomb Set Buy Now $16
Amazon Prime Stocking Stuffers For Babies
When your kid doesn’t know their ass from their elbow, the goal of a stocking stuffer is 10 percent to find their favorite toy for the next 30 seconds and 90 percent to blast the cutest Christmas morning ‘gram EVER. Almost all of these will satisfy both requirements with absolutely no fear that they’ll be returned. Although, who returns a stocking stuffer? At least have the common courtesy to regift it at the daycare Secret Santa.
- Folkmanis Mini Spotted Owl Finger Puppet Buy Now $8
- Nino Percussion Egg Shakers Buy Now $8
- Babiators Buy Now $20
- Skip Hop Explore And More Roll Around Toy Buy Now $8
- Crawl DMC Onesie Buy Now $17
Amazon Prime Stocking Stuffers For Little Kids
Your kid’s starting to grow up now, at least enough to throw a fit if the contents of their stocking don’t measure up to their discerning toddler taste. You won’t have to worry about that because magnetic blocks, balloon-powered boats, temporary tattoos, and everything else here is both little kid- and aesthete-approved. (Read: all the fun of the Fisher-Price stuff without the disdain from your hipster parent friends.)
- Tegu 8-Piece Magnetic Block Set With Pouch Buy Now $27
- Tattly Temporary Tattoos Buy Now $15
- Create A Road Tape And Car Playset Buy Now $14
- Schylling Balloon-Powered Boat Buy Now $6
- Kids Clearly Colorful Translucent Harmonica Buy Now $6
- Silver Superhero Eye Mask and Powerbands Buy Now $7
Amazon Prime Holiday Stocking Stuffers For Big Kids
Christmas might be about the giving and the spirit of the season for you, but for your older kid, it’s business time. They’ve been good AF all year and their haul better damn well show it, even the gifts you stuff into a sock at the very last minute. Fortunately, there’s something here to appeal to all of their interests: building, exploring, sporting, creating, and Harry Potter.
- Gryffindor House Beanie Buy Now $19
- Toysmith 50 Guillow’s Sky Streak Glider Buy Now $4
- LEGO Creator Fast Car Set Buy Now $9
- Toysmith Mini Ping Pong Buy Now $7
- Ikea Hand-Powered Flashlight Buy Now $11
- Dinosaur Stencil Drawing Kit Buy Now $10
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