Maybe you’re the kind of guy who camps out for the latest Jordan retro release. Maybe you think those guys need a hobby. Maybe you’re just a hater who never got the pair he wanted growing up. Doesn’t matter. You’ve got a kid now, so the shoe game is no longer about you. It’s about copping the freshest, tiniest kicks — even if your kid’s guaranteed to grow out of them in 10-to-15 minutes. Make sure they look fly until they’re old enough to fit into your deadstock.