The 32 Best Stocking Stuffers of All Time

After all, the best things come in small packages.

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With Christmas right around the corner, it’s time to roast those chestnuts, light up that tree, andstuff those stockings. Massive, oversized presents are great, but there’s something particularly special about fun, bite-sized, and (most importantly) affordable gifts tucked inside goofy socks.

If you haven’t picked out your 2017 stocking stuffers yet, check out Fatherly’s list to the best tiny surprises you can find.

Funko Mystery Minis: Star Wars Classic

Funko’s menagerie of adorable, tiny bobble-heads features classic Star Wars characters from the original trilogy, including Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, and Princess Leia, to Darth Vader, Jawas, and Tarkin. Each order is a random, blind box, so it’s a mystery what character’s waiting inside.

Buy Now $8

Wham-O Original Super Ball Novelty

Wham-O’s Original Super Ball Novelty is the best bouncy ball out there, period. The Super Ball can bounce up to 75 feet in the air (with enough force, of course). Just try not to lose control of it as it goes flying.

Buy Now $7

Sigmund Freud Little Thinker

The answer is always something to do with your relationship with your mother with this surprisingly-adorable doll of Sigmund Freud. Standing at about 11 inches tall and complete with his own suit, tie, and eyeglasses, Sigmund Freud Little Thinker is the perfect non-judgmental expert to turn to if you have to get something Oedipal off your chest.

Buy Now $19

Original Metal Slinky

The Slinky is an all-American invention, first manufactured in Pennsylvania in the early 1940s. Today, the classic spring toy is still produced in the United States, and hasn’t lost a bit of its simple charm. MoMa’s slinky was produced special for a fancy design exhibit entitled Century of the Child: Growing by Design, 1900-2000.

Buy Now $14

Multi-Flavor HoneyStix

HoneyStix multi-favor package offers Lemon, Lime, Cinnamon, and Mint-flavored sticks. They’re gluten-free, Kosher-certified, and one package comes with 100 sticks in each bag. That’s a lot of honey, so if you don’t go through them all over the holiday season, there’ll be plenty left over.

Buy Now $14

Thumb Chucks

Thumb Chucks may not turn out to be the next big craze, but they sure are cool. These portable, lightweight balls come in mix-and-matchable colors, along with detachable LED pulse lights. With some practice, the skill toy lets you perform a variety of impressive trick combos.

Buy Now $10

Cut It Mower Pin

This adorable pin is perfect for whoever the lawn-mowing enthusiast is in your family. The black nickel, plated brass pin features a lawnmower that can move from side to side across the grass, and its rubber pin clutch makes it easy to attach to most thin surfaces.

Buy Now $12

ToyDriver

Battery covers on toys are a pain to get off. Enter the ToyDriver, a small, battery operated screwdriver specifically for annoying screws on toy battery covers. ToyDriver includes one Phillips and one slotted (flathead) screw bit, which can be stored in a compartment in the base.

Buy Now $10

Minecraft Hot Wheels

Like the quintessential Miley Cyrus song says, it’s the best of both worlds. Minecraft meets Hot Wheels in this video-game-race-car mashup. The 1:64 scale vehicle is a Minecraft car brought to life, and it’s fully race-able on other Hotwheels tracks.

Buy Now $4

Nimuno Loops LEGO Compatible Adhesive Tape

Nimuno Loops ‘LEGO Tape’ lets LEGOs twist, turn, and stick to just about anything, taking block creations to new angles. The flexible rolls of brick-compatible strips are 6.5-feet long and come in one of 3 colors: red, blue, and green. Plus, they also work with Mega, Kreo, and other standard brick toys.

Buy Now $11

Southord Lockpicking Set

Hopefully, you don’t have to pick a lock any time soon, and if you do, hopefully what you’re up to is legal. But, if the occasion arises, the Southord Lockpicking Set provides a helpful kit for beginners. The five-piece set is capable of opening virtually all pin tumbler locks, and comes with an introductory instruction manual and snazzy leather case.

Buy Now $17

Nice Laundry Men’s Socks

Nice Laundry Men’s Socks lets you create customizable boxes of trendy patterned socks, offering dozens of designs for countless combinations. Purchase one pair and get a free holiday bonus pair that will arrive with your order. Small boxes offer six socks, while medium and large boxes offer 12 and 18 socks, respectively.

Buy Now $59-$109

Mechanix Wear Tactical Glove

Whether you’re scrambling rocks, warming your hands from the cold, or going on a super-secret special ops mission, Mechanix Wear Tactical Gloves are a comfortable fit that offer extreme dexterity without compromising their durability. They’re also machine-washable.

Buy Now $14

Anker PowerCore+ mini

Everyone’s phone runs out of battery at some point. Anker’s PowerCore+ mini is a lipstick-shaped backup for those tough moments. The portable charger features a 1 amp and Micro USB port, and can provide over one full charge to an iPhone.

Buy Now $16

Kafe In A Box

It’s a portable coffee mug in the shape of a cube! But other than its quirky shape, it’s also a really durable, long-lasting, and convenient coffee mug. Kafe in a Box is BPA/BPS and Phthalte-free, and fits inside car cup holders and under most coffee makers.

Buy Now $21

Germ Minis

Gross but educational! These tiny critters from GIANTmicrobes are adorable takes on the infectious germs behind the the common cold, flu, sore throats, and stomach aches. Each pack contains all four, polyester microbes to educate kids on the importance of washing their hands. Or just to revel in how damn cute they are.

Buy Now $17

ThermoPop Meat Thermometer

Stop sweating your next barbecue (unless you’re leaning right over the grill) and make perfectly-prepared meat with the ThermoPop Meat Thermometer. ThermoPop provides an accurate temperature in seconds, has a 5,000-hour battery life, and comes in one of nine colors.

Buy Now $30

Lightning Nomad Key Charger

Charging cables are all-too-easy to leave somewhere right before you need them most. Lightning Nomad Key Charger is a miniature connector that runs from any USB port to your lightning-compatible iPhone. It’s flexible, scratch-resistant, and is only about the size of a key.

Buy Now $20

Gerber Suspension Multitool

The multi-tool that gives a new definition to “multi.” Gerber’s gizmo packs 12 tools in one, including needle-nose pliers, a serrated-edge knife, a crosspoint screwdriver, and a saw. The Suspension comes ready for any scenario, and packs all of its hardcore goodness into a petite, 6-inch butterfly-design.

Buy Now $44

Tile GPS Tracker

Tile Slim is the perfect fix for the frustrating but inevitable times you lose your wallet or keys. The slim GPS tracker is an incredibly easy way to track down any lost items. It’s thin enough to slide into a wallet, and small enough to hang off a keyring. Tile’s accompanying smartphone app can even make it ring when it’s nearby.

Buy Now $30

Fingerlings

The charming robot monkeys that latch on to kids’ fingers have become 2017’s biggest toy craze. WowWee’s Fingerlings are so popular that they often sell out online in seconds, but don’t let the competition dissuade you, they’re probably worth it.

Buy Now $15

DC Nano Metal Figs

Each extremely detailed Nano Metalfigs figure only stands about 1 2/3-inches tall, small enough to fit in your pocket. Made of 100 percent die-cast metal, the DC Comics set comes five figurines from Justice LeagueWonder Woman, Cyborg, The Flash, Parademon, and, of course, Batman.

Buy Now $15

Bourbon Marshmallows

No disrespect to regular ol’ marshmallows, but a boozy update is much-appreciated. Wondermade has infused these delicious marshmallows with even-more-delicious Kentucky bourbon for a tipsy treat. Each pack comes with 16 bourbon marshmallows.

Buy Now $8

Small S’mores Kits

All the fun of campfire s’mores making, but miniaturized down to a third of a size. That also means a third of the cleanup or post-Christmas guilt. Small S’mores come complete with tiny marshmallows, chocolate chunks, and mini-graham crackers, plus toothpicks to keep the whole delicious mess together.

Buy Now $35

Mountain America Beef Jerky

Candy gets all the love during the holiday season, but jerky arguably deserves more Christmas recognition, especially Mountain America Beef Jerky. The all-natural product is 100 percent handmade, and is smoked with zero MSG, nitrates, or other fillers.

Buy Now $9

Hermetic Beer Bottle Re-sealer

The perfect gift for those dads who don’t have time to finish an entire beer. This Hermetic Beer Bottle Re-sealer pops the top off beer bottles and then glides over to form a tight seal. It works with most beer and soda bottles so you can always save something for later without it going flat.

Buy Now $9

A Wad of Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets

What better stocking stuffer is there than gifting someone the opportunity to win the whole damn pot? Grab some scratch-off lottery tickets at your nearest gas station or bodega and watch the hope in someone’s eyes fade as they go through ticket after ticket with no wins.

Classic Record Coasters

These retro coasters are cut from the center of actual vinyl records, plus they’re sealed so moisture won’t seep through to the surface. Classic Record Coasters are hand-made in Philadelphia, and come in a set of six, randomized records.

Buy Now $18

Dog Lover Soap

Dog Lover Soap is shaped like your favorite breed of pooch, and it’s perfectly safe to use either on your canine companion or yourself. Each bar is paraben, sulfate Free, and phthalate free, and you can choose from handcrafted bars in the form of a Westie, Pug, or Scottie.

Buy Now $19

Sephora Face Mask

Dry winters can be a nightmare for skincare. Sephora has you covered with a line of natural lyocell fiber masks, each with specific skin care benefits. The pack comes with eight masks, including an avocado, green tea, pomegranate, algae, orchid, lotus, pearl, and rose mask.

Buy Now $6

Champagne Gummy Bears

These ain’t your average Gummy Bears. Made with Dom Pérignon Vintage Champagne, Champagne Gummy Bears are a boozy remix of a childhood sweet treat. While they’re (sadly) non-alcoholic, they pack some serious champagne flavor and come in a variety of sizes.

Buy Now $9

Superlong iPhone Cord

Sure, your regular ol’ charing cord is nice, but can it extend 10 feet? Thought not. This 10-foot-long, braided lightning charging cable is perfect for that pesky outlet that’s just a little too far away from where you need to charge your iPhone. Plus, the pack comes with two of them.

Buy Now $13

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