31 Christmas Puns that Totally Sleigh

Wreck the halls.

by Rebecca Jane Stokes
A small boy laughing at the Christmas Puns

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…to break out the puns! Sure, for some people Christmas is a time to gather ‘round with your family and make precious memories. But for dads and dads-at-heart, it’s a time to make something else, too: all of the Christmas-themed puns you can imagine. Because is it really Christmas unless you’re making “sleigh” puns?

Don’t worry if you draw a blank when it comes to all things punny. While the elves are busy helping Santa, we’re here to help you. We’ve got you covered with 31 Christmas puns covering elves to Santa and every Christmas-themed topic you can imagine. They are all sure to elicit a few groans, some sighing, and plenty of chuckles this holiday season. Sleigh on, you plucky pun-lovers!

  • “Your presents are requested.”
  • “Snow thank you! “
  • “The holidays soot you.”
  • “Fir sure this is the best time of the year.”
  • “In December, there’s Noel in the alphabet.”
  • “Sleigh it ain’t so!”
  • “Rebel without a Claus.”
  • “Birch, please.”
  • “We’re (orna)ment to be.”
  • “Christmas makes me Santa-mental.”
  • “Do you beer what I beer?”
  • “The ornaments look tree-mendous.”
  • “Pass the White Claus, please!”
  • “Don’t be elfish.”
  • “Deer to dream.”
  • “The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit!
  • “Tree is a crowd.”
  • “The presents were wrapped in the St. Nick of time.”
  • “I just herd reindeer on the roof!”
  • “Jack Frost is pretty chill.”
  • “Make it rein, deer.”
  • “All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.”
  • “Let’s take an elfie.”
  • “Let’s get Blitzened!”
  • “Never sleigh never.”
  • “Snow on and snow forth.”
  • “Hold me closer, deer named Dancer.”
  • “It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.”
  • “Resting Grinch face.”
  • “Let’s get elf-ed up.”
  • “Yule be sorry.”