Nobody did puns better. Moore may have been the silly Bond, but that’s why we loved him.
This year, the late Sir Roger Moore would have turned 95. In honor of him, and the dad-joke one-liner tradition of James Bond in general, here are seven of the best of Moore’s one-liners as 007, ranked by each line’s basic corniness.
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In one of Moore’s most understated moments of dry humor in Live and Let Die (1973), he delivers this one-liner to a little old lady (Ruth Kempf) after briefly commandeering her plane which was supposed to be used for a flying lesson.