Dad Jokes

6 Summer Dad Jokes That Are Blazingly Bad

Walk, don’t run, away from these puns.

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When the heat is on, the dad jokes start sizzling. Here are 10 summer dad jokes we swear by — or was that because a bee stung us?

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Why does the beach make kids so happy?

“I don’t know. They just dig it.”

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How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

“It waves back.”

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What do snowmen do in summer?

“Chill out.”

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Where do sheep go on vacation?

“The baaahamas.”

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Why did the shark befriend the dolphin?

“Because it wanted more porpoise in its life.”

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“Why didn’t the sun go to college?”

“Because it has a million degrees.”

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