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You’ve Gotten Them To Sleep, Now They ‘Have To F—ing Eat’

Four years ago, the New York Times bestseller Go The F—k To Sleep established the literary benchmark for speaking truth to babies. It remains a rallying cry for exhausted new parents everywhere, but author Adam Mansbach wasn’t done. His next adorably illustrated version of every parent’s internal monologue, You Have To F—ing Eat, Because, if there’s anyone on the planet who needs to be told the truth more than babies, it’s toddlers.

The book was met with joy across the web, inspired a particularly illuminating comment thread from the folks over at BoingBoing. Still no word, though, on when Sam Jackson will narrate the new book.

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