Dimitri Ehrlich

Life

Why My One-Year-Old’s First Haircut Became A Life-Altering Event For Me

"Suddenly he looked like Jim Carrey in 'Dumb and Dumber.'"

Life

Why My Baby’s First Bath Time Did Not Go At All How I Expected It Would

He did not inherit his father's love of warm water.

Gear

I Never Understood The Weight Of Being A Father Until I Had To Build My Newborn’s Crib

If you build it... Well, if you *can* build it...

Health

Why Letting My One-Year-Old Cry In His Crib At 4 AM Isn’t The Worst Idea Ever

You're doing it for their future.

Entertainment

A Short List Of All The Contradictory Advice You’ll Receive When Your Kid Is Born

Plus, the chainsaw, which everyone thought was a bad idea.

Health

Why Failing To Sleep Train My Kid Was The Best Thing I Ever Did

It's a rare that you get to sleep with someone who's truly innocent.

Health

Why Sleep Training While On Vacation Is Basically A Suicide Mission

The beach is nice, though.

Life

How A Bottle Of Gripe Water Made Me Understand What It Means To Be A Father To My Baby

Includes all the gripe puns you could ever hope to read.

Health

My Wife Won’t Let Me Use ‘Cry It Out’ To Sleep Train My Son, So I Did This Instead

It totally worked. As far as you know.

Health

What I Learned From My One-Year-Old Zen Master On Acid

Take a step out of time.