Why My One-Year-Old’s First Haircut Became A Life-Altering Event For Me
"Suddenly he looked like Jim Carrey in 'Dumb and Dumber.'"
Why My Baby’s First Bath Time Did Not Go At All How I Expected It Would
He did not inherit his father's love of warm water.
I Never Understood The Weight Of Being A Father Until I Had To Build My Newborn’s Crib
If you build it... Well, if you *can* build it...
Why Letting My One-Year-Old Cry In His Crib At 4 AM Isn’t The Worst Idea Ever
You're doing it for their future.
A Short List Of All The Contradictory Advice You’ll Receive When Your Kid Is Born
Plus, the chainsaw, which everyone thought was a bad idea.
Why Failing To Sleep Train My Kid Was The Best Thing I Ever Did
It's a rare that you get to sleep with someone who's truly innocent.
Why Sleep Training While On Vacation Is Basically A Suicide Mission
The beach is nice, though.
How A Bottle Of Gripe Water Made Me Understand What It Means To Be A Father To My Baby
Includes all the gripe puns you could ever hope to read.
My Wife Won’t Let Me Use ‘Cry It Out’ To Sleep Train My Son, So I Did This Instead
It totally worked. As far as you know.
What I Learned From My One-Year-Old Zen Master On Acid
Take a step out of time.