You’re now the parent of a fetus! Well done. Babies’ genitals develop and your partner begins second-guessing her decision to reproduce with you after you start making infant dick jokes. Your baby is about the size of a golf ball. Speaking of which, if you enjoy golf, you probably should go as often as you can over the next 7 months.
Your Partner: Is starting to get some strange food cravings. She also might want to eat dirt. That’s relatively normal for pregnant ladies. True story!
Why Your Pregnant Partner Might Want To Eat Dirt
Pregnancy cravings can get strange. But when she wants to eat dirt there are a few things to know. The first is that it’s normal.
The Complete Buy Vs. Borrow Newborn Checklist
The newborn baby checklist of items you should definitely borrow and ones you should totally buy.
11 Baby Names Inspired By The Old West
The song urges you not to let your babies grow up to be cowboys, but it doesn’t say anything about naming your baby after cowboys (or cowgirls).