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Visual Proof That Your Kid Makes The Best Halloween Costume Accessory

One of the great perks of having a kid is that as long as you incorporate them into your costume, you’re considered a credible trick or treater on Halloween, even though you spend the rest of the year masquerading as a functioning, mature adult. The question you have to ask yourself is, while you’re out there stacking sweets, would you rather your kid be a cuddly character or a 7-foot badass battle suit stomping through the neighborhood crushing the costume dreams of all the other little ghosts and goblins? No one’s saying you have to rock the fully functioning Dr. Octopus exoskeleton. You’ll just probably get a lot fewer Circus Peanuts if you do.

This Is How You Win HalloweenBeats a sheet with some holes in it.
Posted by Fatherly on Tuesday, October 6, 2015