Watch This Toddler Accidentally Learn His First Bad Word

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Two parents filming their son Thomas saying his favorite words took a profane and hilarious turn when the kid unknowingly stumbled upon one of the most popular euphemisms for male genitals. The video begins innocently enough, with Thomas sitting in the backseat repeating words like “mama” and “dada” while his mom and dad proudly admire his accomplishments. But about halfway through the video, Thomas surprises himself and his parents when he suddenly blurts out “cock.” Mom does not seem to notice, but his dad almost immediately responds by asking, “did you just say cock?” He did, dad. He totally did.

After first uttering “cock”, Thomas politely answers his dad’s question by repeating the word a few times. To make it even funnier, Thomas appears to be pointing at his dad each time he says it. His dad can do nothing but laugh at hearing his extremely young son say “cock” over and over again. Mom tries to get Thomas to stop, but even she can’t help but giggle as Thomas smiles and spews profanity at his parents. Understanding he’s done something hilarious, Thomas’ energy peaks, fueled by this new discovery and the strange response it got from his parents.

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But what comes up, must come down, and before his parents can even fully make sense of what is going on, Thomas conks out. Maybe by the time he wakes up, his memory will be wiped. Or maybe “cock” will continue to be his favorite word. Or maybe tomorrow he’ll discover the infectious joy of saying “scrotum”. Who knows? That’s the joy of parenting.

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