Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor was not just a man or a dad; he was a philosopher. He saw tools and knew they needed more power. And lo, he gave it to them, teaching his kids to take charge and that sometimes you just need a power saw that can also blow up at random. Did Tim sometimes see the error of his ways? Yes. But did he also have a sick catchphrase that was literally just some kind of bizarre yodel-grunt? Also yes. Tim was a great man and gave teen girls the opportunity to see Jonathan Taylor Thomas on TV once a week. So thank you, Tim, for your service. Vote Tim Taylor because fuck you Bob Vila. AAAAROOOOHHHH!
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