Uncle Phil not being a 1-seed and the tournament favorite is an absolute travesty. This selection committee here needs to wake the hell up — he’s the obvious choice here. He’s a quintessential sitcom dad of the 90s, was always compassionate and supportive of his kids, was stern when teaching them lessons, but always remained fair. He took in his nephew and became such an amazing surrogate father that he made Real Life Will Smith cry about his real life dad in what is probably the best father (figure)-and-son moment in TV history. This tournament is a layup for Uncle Phil. I rest my case.
MARCH DADNESS CHAMPION