Hal isn’t perfect. He is prone to panicking, is a bit of a pushover, and clearly hates his job. In other words, he’s exactly like all of us. But unlike the rest of us, Hal is a sex god on par with Prince, James Dean, and Idris Elba. After all, how many men can say they’re still boning twice a day after more than two decades of marriage and five kids? Hal is part-average dad, part-sex symbol and for that, we salute him.

Eliminated: First Round