Let’s get this out of the way: Danny isn’t cool. In fact, he’s a bit of dork who prefers cleaning to raging face. But you know what? Cool dads are overrated (just look at deadbeat dad Don Draper) because being a good parent means ignoring the wild child within and instead embracing a selflessness you never thought possible. And while Danny Tanner will never be the life of the party, he’s absolutely the father of the year.

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