Disaffected, perpetually broke, eternally sexist shoe salesman Al Bundy overflowed with curdled anguish that was played for laughs. He clung to the glory days of high school football, which ended when he met his cigarette-toting spouse Peg. He’s the personification of quiet, unrequited suburban rage, an embittered dad who blames his wife Peg and his two kids (slutty Kelly and obsequious Bud) for his dead-end life. He makes no apologies. He gives zero fucks. And for that, we love him.

Eliminated: First Round