Lady Gaga, Venom, and the Best Weird Baby Costume Ideas of 2018

If your child doesn't talk, it doesn't know what it wants to be for Halloween. Get weird!

So, you’ve got a baby that doesn’t talk yet, but you want to do some kind of dress-up for Halloween. In terms of costumes, you could go the safe route: a baby pumpkin, ghost, perhaps even a tiny black cat. But, that wouldn’t be any fun. Let’s face it, you’ve got at least a decade of your kid asking to be specific things for Halloween, meaning the one year you have a baby is literally the only time you can sort of trick them into being something weird. This is the last Halloween with your child that will be your Halloween and maybe you should have some fun for a change.

With that in mind, here are five ideas for weird baby costumes. These costume ideas are pretty easy to throw together, but they do require you to be willing to not give a shit about what your neighbors or friends think about you. These costumes might be considered controversial, but if you’re fun, you’ll understand these costumes are hilarious. Because let’s face it, the stress of parenting requires you to have a sense of humor about these things.